Man, stop being a whiny baby and behold the power of siging CJ's images!

After such a profound display of force you would doubt her power?

I'm so swoon.

Hey Nightshine, use your mod powers to get Lost in Time's IP address, trace his physical address, and mail him an incendiary device.

There's a button for that, right guys?

Nah.

You know what? I'm gonna throw my chip in with the anti-CJ side.

Because I just can't resist waiting to see what else you can whip up to rape my mind and senses.

Shit man, all you had to do is ask. :(

I'd buy the incendiary device for you.

Aw guys don't be like that.

I made this just for you!
I feel it represents what I stand for.

Monkey grabs the peach?

To be fair I have not only met Lost In Time, but am vaguely familiar with where he at least used to live, and given enough time could probably track him down and give a nice hard crotchkick.

This is true, and my testicles do not like what they are about to receive. :(

Why do all topics boil down to genitalia?

Because all our mods seem to be fascinated with them. Either touching them or destroying them

Exactly! Which is why this:
Should convince any doubters left as to CJ's fitness for modship.

And that is what we should all stand for.

So you're sort of like the Terminator, only with more testicles and babies involved?

Oddly enough my balls are named John and Connor.

Yeah basically! I have a really neat laser eye too.

But it doesn't shoot lasers. -1 Cool Point.

Just because it never did doesn't mean it never can! +1 Vague Point.

So did I mention I banned someone already?

NOBODY CARES, PLEDGE

Oh, okay.

I don't believe you. I've not even seen you use a mod color yet, let alone a button tool.

When he bans you he also sleeps with your mom and then takes her to a nice dinner.
 

Who's mom?

EDIT: Well now that you fixed it, it's not as funny.

This.

He is the Night.

I think...I think I may have promoted Batman.

Does this make Fifthfiend the Joker or Mr. Freeze?
 

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

EDIT FOR BELOW: Maybe Nightshine is Michael Jackson. Nightshine, are you Michael Jackson?

Nah, Batman doesn't shine in the night like this guy. You promoted pretend batman!

Or some Moonknight/Starfire hybrid.

Wouldn't it be Nightwing/starfire? As Moonknight is Marvel? Ohh He's the Love Child of Nightwing and StarFire!

Maybe he's more like Darkwing Duck.

No, my bastardized hybridization intentionally crosses comic boundaries.

A Love child between Darkwing Duck and NegaDuck?

You just had to bring Gay furries into this didn't you.

I'm just saying what the crowd wants

You may be preaching to the choir, but this is the wrong choir to be preaching to.

No. Keep speculating!

Wait. He's seriously a mod?

Are you the lovechild of Michael Jackson and Darkwing Duck?

Of course.

EDIT: This was in response to Marc v1.0.

Can I vote shiney even if he's already an admin?

Guys.....
Guys........we made a horrible mistake

Vampires = Night
Shine = What those twilight vampires do............

Dude....
He's Edward Cullen......
Oh Dear GOD NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SHINEY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

I actually don't like Death Note, but felt like referencing it anyways.
 

Ha! It was a trick question! You see, when asked, "Are you Michael Jackson?" the guaranteed response is yes, because everyone wants to be Michael Jackson. The only person who would answer no, would obviously be Michael Jackson.

You fell right into my trap, L.

Actually, I'm the moonchild who granted Dracula his power to defeat Edward, considering that the moonlight fuels his ancient, unholy power.


Oh damn.


This is blasphemy!

..No, really.

I'm on that show, aren't I? Come on, where are the cameras?

Until proven otherwise, I'm still maintaining that he's Fifth in disguise.

Do not question these things.
 

My following is growing!

I would think I'd be more amused if that was the case.

So our choices in this "Civil War" are Nightshine and CJ?

So, do you want to be addressed as Fuhrer Nightshine, or the much simpler to pronounce, Lord Almighty Nightshine?

Those are the only 2 going for power right now. I suppose POS might enter as well. But All those against CJ shall be forcefully crotch grabbed till they relent!

ALL HAIL CJ! Empress of NPF!!!!

Who's CJ and why am I being pit in a fight against him? :c

Lord Almighty Nightshine.

Which one is Captain America?

I also forgot a title.
 

So what you're telling me is that you're offering free handjobs. MJ, you have some stiff competition here, I'll tell you what.

Uh oh, you lost your blue text.

This is the beginning of the end!

Well look at the evidence:
-He makes for the standard Fifth alter-persona by randomly stepping on peoples toes while acting all innocent and nubile.
-No matter how much the real Fifth tried, new-Fifth wouldn’t ban him.
-Even though he started out all socially jittery around here, not half an hour after being mod certified, he seems to be quite at home and rolling with all the fun. Quite a change from his earlier hostilities.
-NonCon, avid Fifth supported has switch sides as though he as well has caught wind of the ruse!

I’m on to you Nightfiend or Fifthshine….or whatever else!

Thriller makes these decisions for me.
 

I'm being thrown into conspiracy theories now? Man, now I know what it's like to be a politician!

As it pains me to do this, the new douchebag in charge is not Fifth.

And I'm not a "him"
 

What you don't realize is POS made the original "I'm with CJ" banner. I think we know where his loyalties lie! Maybe if he wanted to be my running partner...

So we meet for the first time for the last time!

Attention is attention.

He could be some sort of clone and has come out on top of the real fifth in a fifth/night power struggle that saw thousands slaughter and babies sacrificed to gain power over the other.

Regardless, CJ shall soon come to rule and all those who were before her will bow down to her Awesome might of Homoerotic images. She shall produce more for the masses to admire. People shall come afar to worship her as the God-Empress of NPF!!! The Heretics will be cleansed, the Xeno's Burned and the Corrupt and Unclean shall be slaughtered in her name!

FOR THE GOD-EMPRESS!!!

But I love you.

So when Nightshine wins over you and POS in an election, POS can go amongst his duties for a few more months, quit unexpectedly and then write a tell all book about it?

I don't think so!

Hey, you there! Stop ruining my fun!

I vote for neither side of the conflict. I form my own side, but not in favour of myself. Instead I propose a system, where an elected council consisting of 20 members acts as The Administrating body and chooses among the community a new "executioner", as it were, every month. The council itself will be voted for every 6 months.

EDIT: Previous post deleted, becase it wasn't supposed to be posted. There was some form of a glitch with the system.

I lied. This is the change that I promised America.

Then explain what that thing was last night?

Whatever man, I'm not bowing to the fascist tide! Take your PC oppression elsewhere!!

Guys, guys, seriously

Yeah, there's no way I can compete with this either.

Woof! Woof! Arf!

Only Fifth would side with.....no wait that doesn't work right.....hold on...

*Ahem*
Look people! Fifth is siding with his alter-ego! The power play is complete!

You're living in the past man, I for one look forward to the bold new direction of our leadership. http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/t...ns/awesome.gif

No. This guy is Fifth

http://www.nuklearpedia.com/lib/exe/...onagoodday.jpg

This is the new D.I.C

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wo...ungleTroll.jpg

Me too!

Goddamn it takes too long to post when I need to photoshop everything. SHEESH.

Then do the right thing.
Hint:

I want hippy anarchy.

My campaigning comes from love while yours comes from hate.


Where is justice without a true leader?!


Join Nightshine in his super conquest of a supreme Communist nation!