Calvinball XI: This time it's not Calvinball X!
 

Hello and welcome to the 11th installment of Calvinball. the Calvinball forms itself at the top of a high mountain, the Players are at the bottom.

Ready: Go!

Drizzt Do'Urden Appears at the top of the mountain, for he had just journeyed up from the Underdark. He sees the Calvinball at the peak, grabs it and runs back down to Menzoberranzan.

"Dammit! Why in the Nine Hells is Drizzt going back to a homeland he hates??" DB appears in a burst of smoke and a flash of light........then has a brilliant idea. Quickly, he creates an illusion of Cattie-Brie being attacked by several Drow, Drizzt drops the Calvinball and rushes to save her, and Dragonsbane scoops up the Calvinball, rushing back out of the mountain before Drizzt can discover the illusion. "Suckers!" DB says in a Thief-esque voice....

An innocent bystandard appears right infront of him, causing him to stumble, then fall, before dissapating again.

HoP jumped down from the moon and landed on ea then he buys the mountain and makes it private property so no one else can be on the mountain

gets up, cursing at the idiocy of innocent bystanders.......why can't they stand by someplace else!? Seeing HoP's intentions, he turns himself into a drow and sneaks into Menzoberranzan.

Elminster Amaur says, "Oww, you friggin' idiot, Calvinball is being held up north, not in the dale-lands."

Dragonsbane decides to go check on Elminster, and hears him say that......"sorry, should I go blow up Zhentil Keep instead?" If so, he plans on doing that before returning to the Underdark.

The Torrasque shows up and eats HoP and DB and runs back to the mountain.

CheshireThief, pissed off that his bomb shelter behind Wal-Mart is no more, stands at the base of the mountain and yells, "For all of Earth, I will rescue the Calvinball!" He then stands still, while breathing heavily. He looks very constipated. Small rocks begin floating in the air around him. He takes on a red aura. He throws his arms and head back and roars as his hair turns golden and his eyes turn green. He floats up into the air, and clasps his hands at his side. "KAAA MEEE HAAA MEEEE....." He pauses. "HAAAAAA!" He throws his hands forward, Hadoken style, and creates a huge crater where the mountain once stood. He floats back to the ground and his hair reverts to black. He scratches his head and giggles. "Gee guys! That was fun. I'm hungry!" He grabs a bowl of rice and gobbles it down fast. He repeats this with about 1000 more bowls of rice.