Just then Jarlax returns from standing around and doing nothing. "I hate it when the person who controls me leaves!" he says. Jarlax sees the gate to Torint's dimension and has an evil idea. Jarlax draws an alchemy circle around the gate, and uses his powers to reverse the all powerfullness making the next person to step through the gate the one who is actually all-powerful. Jarlax smirks and steps through...
EDIT: Upon entering the dimension Jarlax sees Torint picking on TD. Having respect for TD since their last battle, Jarlax returns him to his normal form and turns Torint into the ferret. Jarlax and TD commense kicking it. (and now i'm afk untill at least 3:30... i hate school)

TD actually never being turned into a ferret in the first place because he used an reflect spell and turned a nearby bottle into the ferret, thakes the ferret and shoves it down Torints throat. Choking, Torint waves around wildly and TD rushes in and punches Torint in the gut several times. Torint collapses and TD resumes dancing like an idiot. "Thanks for the help anyway Jarlax." TD smiles, followed up by puking into a bucket.

Bill Gates, having just spent four years in the congo raising an army (its legal to do that there ya know), invades Torint's dimension and installs Winbloze, which increases Billy's power and infinitely decreases Torint's, and turns the private dimension into a nesting ground for all sorts of EVIL, for no matter how evil you are, Billy is always more so.

While Little Billy is playing with the dimension, TD spins the ball in the air, holding that creator of life in his hands. SAAM an Jada almost passed out by know slowly finish off their drinks and whisper '12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles...' TD takes a look "Wow, there really are only 12 bottles of beer on the wall. What happened to the other 87?" TD asks. SAAM barely points at the huge stack of bottles behind him. "Holy ???? !! We'll, let me have a few of the nickels, ok?" With that, TD takes off to this, 'Other dimesnion' to find out how to erase it. TD creates a wurm in time (or portal) and zips over to the dimension. There, armies worth of Imperial Cruiser's with Bill's face painted across the side. "HOLY ??? !!!!" TD yells. He turns around (yes, in space) and summons his two commadner strike force penguin team leaders. "It's Mission Time Guys!" TD yells. They strike a fancy pose and yell "TD!" "Quack 1!" and "Quack 2!". They fly over to the first ship and confront their new foe, secretivly.

Meanwhile, in the "Deathstar"....

"With the power of this station, we shall do...um...evil stuffs. Yea!"
Bill Gates' holographic picture walks into the room and stares evilly at the person who said that. "Don't be to proud of this..that sounds familiar...anyway, this Technological Terror you've constructed. It's power is insignificant, next to the power of Win20000XSP."
"Your devotion to that Hotkey religion hasn't helped you divine the wereabouts of the Calvinball."

Jarlax looks around and sees that only bill gates and TD are still fighting. So, with a shrug, Jarlax sits down and begins sharpening his weapons and regaining health.

"Nor has it helped you conjure up the stolen Deathstar plans."

"Hey, I think you ripped that line from StarWars."
"Sorry Mister Gates." Bows low to the ground.
"It doesn't matter, soon Winbloze will be installed on every computer in every plane of existance! I have you now!"
"Sorry sir, but that last, 'I have you now' was ripped from StarWars as well."
"It was? Don't correct me!" The hologram lifts his hand and clenches it into a grip-like state. The person's computer suddenly came up with the blue screen of death(actually a technical term now, apparently. Someone found it as the answer to a question on the A+ certification course on the disks).
"Nooooooooo!!!" He screamed, but it was too late. For now Winbloze was in total control, for to fix the system error, he had to buy an update, or the next version of Winbloze.

well, I grab the calvian ball. then I plead the fifth amendment. thus you can't touch me or the calvain ball

"Mortal laws no longer affect me!"
*BINK*
Lycanthrope attacks the calvin ball again.

"fif(th)" says HoP then the swat attacks you with the force of the bill of rights on its side which even deveats immortals

Ooc if any one takes fif(th) they will die