Osterbaum summons a giant donkey which falls in to TD's head thus making him fall back to the ground.

Once again, TD dodges and turns his attention to the jet. "Elec....tro...DOKEN!!!" TD yells and hurls his electrifying death attack at the jet. Unable to comprehend the power of the attack, the jet tumbles to the ground and becomes a smoldering crate. Osterbaum jumps out of the wrecck and scowls at TD who now has the Calvinball!! :D

Osterbaum takes fighter and throws him at TD. "FIGHTERDOKEN!" Osterbaum yels and takes his pistol right after throwing fighter. Osterbaum shoots at Jarlax currently out of action. He now turns his attention back to TD and shoots once again, but this time homing bullets!

"I get all the points I want cause I entered the killing zone right now!"

ooc: I'm gonna leave now so you just continue the game by your selves. I have to take the dog out sometimes you know...

As Osterbaum is yelling about points, Torint kicks him in the shins, shouting, "Screw points!" Torint then proceeds to steal the Calvinball from TD, and resurrects his Panzer Tank. It then transforms into a giant robot and stomps on people like ants.

Through the depths of the earth jolts a spike from the ground, quickly molding itself into the shape of something somewhat human. A large bang is herd giving way to a firey explosion, covering the area in flame and smoke, a large sonic boom shooting in all directions over the land. The land shakes....

After a few moments the dirst begins to setel, the shape now more visable as a insane chuckling can be herd from its direction. Then, the words are herd, the ones that will stop this, that will create chaos and distruction all over the land of calvenball....

"There is no Calvinball.....hehe....hehe..."

but as you say there is no calvain ball your compy starts flaming random access codes and then access denied and you are finaly from the calvain-matrix surver thus you lose

TD uses his Mountain Dew trick again, but this time, not from Akbar's discout store. He throws it onto the Tank which rusts instantly and melts into a tiny puddle of green ooze. He turns to Danu and smacks him "You dolt!" he yells "Without the Calvinball, they meaning of this game would be gone, thus wiping out this thread and it's whole series!" TD then takes the Calvinball and smacks Danu several times in the head. Passed out, Danu twitches and TD takes off to find more competition.

then HoP comes out and says 'hi'

"S'up, HoP" TD says casually "As long as your thoughts are sensible today, we won't obliterate you to the point of expelsion (sp?)." TD grimaces. TD runs over to Torint, dazed by the Mountain Dew fest. TD then takes out his spear and gives Torint a few good 'WHACKS!' over the head. "I pity da foo' that use mechs, here!" TD is forced to say by his g/f.

'Nope, no K-mart today" says HoP, then he joins the head whacking fun.