After many hours worth of complete boredom, TD gets impatient. He hurls fireballs in every direction, pissing off several players. He laughs (maybe) and takes off with the Calvinball towards a new mountain range.

but he is confronted by SAAM and his Apocalypse Tank.

"Soviet Power Supreme." SAAM says as he drives the Tank over TD, crushing him completely and leaving only a smudge on the ground. SAAM then scampers out of the tank and picks up the Calvinball, but upon touching it, it's marxist powers take a hold of him, and transform him into the Slightly Above Average Soviet.

armed with a lazy work ethic and too much money spent on guns rather than butter, SAAS proceeds to build an Iron Curtain around himself and the Calvinball. He then get's loaded with Vodka and invades Afganistan while buddying up to Cuba.

Lycanthrope, finally finished revenging himself upon the gym socks, begins plotting the slow and painful demise of the Educational Testing Service.

...macbeth...

The SAAS then forges an army of Conscripts and invades Finland, however, being that they are lazy, they instead get drunk on the way.

Jadarendir asks for a hit.

The Drunken Soviets, being Communist, share the wealth and get Jadarendir Loaded. they all then begin an Irish drinking song.

"Ooooh... Eydie Dydie Dydie Dydie, Eydie Dydie Dydie!"

"Ooooooh, that night ya said my wife was fat, I knocked ya down and shit in yer hat!"

TD stublmling out of the crater, looks at the drunk fest, feels left out. He sneaks into the iron curtain and downs a few bottles of vodka, thus becoming Thunder Alcoholic Dragoon. TAD in on the Irish Drinking Song and throws up on the second verse.

Recurring nightmare?!
 

Torint wakes up from a nightmare of being attacked by a spearwielding Mr. T, to find that all is chaos! Screaming "Curse you TD!" at the top of his lungs, Torint sends TD to Torint's personal dimension, where he is ALL POWERFUL! Torint then turns TD into a ferret and kicks him in the shin.