There are noncrazy ones?

That depends how you define "crazy". Cause if anything, I think we're mad. As in "Mad scientist".

Not insane as such, but unstable, and willing to cross more boundaries than is usual.

Speaking of unstable...

HOW LONG DOES ONE DRINK TAKE? I WANT TO SEE HOW WE INVADED NIGERIA!

In absence of that, does that thread on the superpower forums still exist? The one where you obtained world domination? And if so, link plz?

He never said it was gonna be one drink. Methinks our fearless leader is probably passed out in a manhole in Madrid, with his wallet missing, a wedding ring on his finger and a tattoo on his shoulder that says "Roberto".

We'll probably see him sometime next week, after the annullment papers are sorted out.

You know, somehow I suspect the attack didn't go as planned...

This is all Nigeria's fault somehow...

Our military analyst is most...analytical.

Yeah, it failed...hard. Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you, but it seems no amount of self-destruction can give us enough reason in the eyes of the world to go after Nigeria. We might just have to work around them for now. I'd say try the smallest regions in Africa first.

Failing that, we go nuclear.

Argh. What happened? Does the world just clobber us?

Bob.
...Bob.
...Mr. Mercenary.

You just solved your own problem.

Think about it.

The whole world goes berserk and declares war when someone invades Nigeria.
The United States is ridiculously powerful right now and we'd rather like the whole world to declare war on them.

Hint: I hear America is a beautiful place for our covert forces to potentially vacation this time of year. Just make sure they pack some Nigerian flags, those things are awfully beautiful decorations to leave at the site of terrorist attacks!

38 countries including Russia and most of Africa declare war on us and smack us upside the face. They then proceed to free every non-annexed territory we occupy. Then hit us with sanctions.

You...

I...

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PROMOTION!

Ouch. I thought we destroyed most of the African military in the battle of Lybia? Apparently not... Are there any other ways of getting into control of Nigeria? Because I'm not sure how taking the rest of Africa would benefit us... Do any of the regions we could be capturing have any major resources? Because just owning stretches of desert wouldn't really bring that much of an advantage...

Nukes... Would they provide a good deterrent? I don't have much experience with the AI, so I don't know...

Anyway, other than the stuff I've mentioned, I've got two strategies we could try.

I assume the world gets pissed off at our taking Nigeria because there's a lot of people buying Nigerian oil. Can we lower our own oil price to reduce countries' reliance on said oil?

If not, can we somehow get Nigeria (and only Nigeria) to declare war on us?

As for getting the US to attack Nigeria...

It's an interesting idea... But how would we benefit from it? Particularly since the US would probably win.