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Elminster_Amaur 05-06-2004 06:08 PM

Saxes are Saxy
 
Might as well, they've done all the other popular instruments, who plays a sax?

FinnMacCool 05-06-2004 06:10 PM

I've been playing my alto and tenor since I was seven. I wasn't in band because you can't be in both football and band at my school (small school, played both sides of the ball. That half-time comes in handy). I blame John Coltrane for my saxiness.

Royalspork 05-06-2004 06:38 PM

ahh...... what have I started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elminster_Amaur 05-06-2004 07:13 PM

How do you get two basoon players in tune?

Shoot one.

Heh, works every time.

Muffin Mage 05-06-2004 08:45 PM

Yep. I play bari. I marched bari this past year. This year, I'm considering marching Eb clarinet. :)

A drummer decides that he's tired of all the drummer jokes and decides to switch to the accordian. So, he walks into the music shop, and the guy behind the counter says to him, "Well, how can I help you?" The drummer says, "I think I want to try playing the accordian." The guy behind the counter says "They're all up on that shelf back there." After considering them for a while, the drummer says, "I'd like the big red one." "Are you a percussionist," the guy behind the counter asks. The drummer is crestfallen, and replies that, yes, he is a percussionist. "Okay, because that 'big red one' is the radiator."

Royalspork 05-06-2004 08:48 PM

Quote:

A drummer decides that he's tired of all the drummer jokes and decides to switch to the accordian. So, he walks into the music shop, and the guy behind the counter says to him, "Well, how can I help you?" The drummer says, "I think I want to try playing the accordian." The guy behind the counter says "They're all up on that shelf back there." After considering them for a while, the drummer says, "I'd like the big red one." "Are you a percussionist," the guy behind the counter asks. The drummer is crestfallen, and replies that, yes, he is a percussionist. "Okay, because that 'big red one' is the radiator."
I hate you

Muffin Mage 05-06-2004 09:03 PM

*Bows* Why, thank you, old chap. Anything else I can get you?

Royalspork 05-06-2004 09:09 PM

ok you play four instuments at a time at vivace (sp) and guess what they all are different rhythums (sp)

Muffin Mage 05-07-2004 08:34 PM

Try a three-octave chromatic run on the clarinet, an instrument singularly impossible to do anything chromatic on above the second line G. In 32nd notes. At vivace.

DarthZeth 05-07-2004 09:31 PM

i played the Sax in 4th grade. didn't practice much, gave it up.

and, Bill Clinton liked Sax *snickers*

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/caree...linton.sax.jpg


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