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Kim	01-12-2010 04:12 PM

Conservapedia: The Source of Brilliant Ideas

Why have I never thought of doing this before?

Like, seriously, I should be doing this all the time. It's fucking brilliant. On a similar note, wasn't there a movie about this sort of thing?

Conservapedia, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I love you.

Tev	01-12-2010 04:22 PM

Wait, gays have mind control powers?

Kim	01-12-2010 04:23 PM

Join us!

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Originally Posted by Tev (Post 1006338)

Wait, gays have mind control powers?

Yes, we merely choose not to use them. Join our ranks and even you can have mind control!

Tev	01-12-2010 04:25 PM

I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?

Si Civa

01-12-2010 04:27 PM

Become bisexual, of course, that's the only way to go now.

Magic_Marker

01-12-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev (Post 1006340)

I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?

Become a woman.

Dauntasa

01-12-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev (Post 1006340)

I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?

Turn gay, then use mind control on yourself to go back to being straight and see if you keep your powers.

Dracorion

01-12-2010 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev (Post 1006340)

I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?

Use your mind control to make her have a sex change operation.

EDIT: No, wait. Mind control her into turning gay so that she has mind control and to get turned on by gays, then make her mind control you into turning gay and raping you.

I kinda wanna see how confusing I can make this.

Magic_Marker

01-12-2010 04:34 PM

Is it just me or does someone here want to [citation_needed] the fuck out of that essay.

Lost in Time

01-12-2010 04:39 PM

Looking through that Homosexuality category is probably the most fun I've had all year!

On an unrelated note, I am now turning myself gay just because of this wiki.

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