I know what self deprecating means.

Don't compare yourself to Khael. Ever.

Yeah, I serve a totally different function than he does.

He needs to get his butt back here.

...

I am gonna get Nikose to tear you apart now.

If he does that, he doesn't get his fencing comic. (I need to get around to doing that, actually.)

I was resting, damnit.

Mac, back in your corner. Your out of line.

Blues, Go back to wobbuffet.

Bob I apologize, though I do fully think this is a joke thread as no one in their right mind would screencap a Viagra page in IE with save-as porn downloads riddling their background without thinking that was the cause of their virus.

I do realize the background image I got is cutting into the backgrounds and reported it same-day, but I'm getting the impression that it's a fair amount of work to go into the forum code and manually apply new coding so its possible that the mods just haven't gotten around to fixing it yet.

As long as it leaves awesome designs, I might be for this.

So TLev, you have already set your chucks on fire, and now you're going to lit yourself on fire? Is the next logical step the stage OR the audience?

Can't it be the Stage AND the Audience?

Yes we can.

It, I mean it. And cameraman too. Matches for everybody!

Oh those weren't porn downloads. Those appeared only after the virus decided I had erectile dysfunction. It was like "here, fix your penis, then test it out with this porn!"

I think I caught it as I was downloading wordlists to crack WPA encryption keys (which later caused the same computer to overheat).

Also, fuck you you're not welcome here. You and every other forumite with a three letter name. (except you Tev, I need you for world domination)

Hey!

Oh!

You too, you're cool.

I mean, when your squadron isn't smoldering in the jungles of the Congo.

So then BOB, why are you still here?

Wouldn't it be much less complicated to say that Lev isn't allowed? Making tons of exceptions takes away from the effect of the restriction.

Well, it still leaves DFM, MFD, and TDK.

Someday later in life I'll probably go by PF9.

Ahh the joys of having 1 extra letter. I feel so much more important now. But yeah, fuck those 3 lettered jerks!

I actually kind of want to do it for the "banned by a asshole" grammar fail.
 

Banned for life.

He's always typed like that. English as a second language and all.

Nobody believes me though.
 

Yeah, that's what I tell people, too.

I just tell everyone that it is porn, that way I don't end up admitting online I'm running WPA decryptions and expecting them not to have viruses.

Actually the Grammar typo on my sig is on purpose.

All the other ones range from laziness to actual honest mistakes.

Also consequence of learning English via Video games and Pokemon (true story!)

I think i would honestly be surprised if it didn't come to that in the end (again, true story)

But, hey, we can't go from talking porn, Viruses, "Lev, Tev & Bob" (awesome sitcom name right there) to me c'mon... back on track!

TBH I still think this thread is a joke, or you could be keeping something from us that ties it all together.

Generally when you weave lit fuel around you at high speeds you tend to light on fire anyway, which if you do it right is pretty much like a bad sunburn that lasts 2-16 weeks, and you don't feel it after the first 3-5 days or so if you treat it right.
I do have a pretty cool burn from doing combo wraps, the superheated metal branded my flesh in less than a second leaving a + + pattern on my arm, though it was 2 months ago so it's starting to fade.

BRAND HIM AGAIN!

Great, now Lev has become Lexx.

What about the dude who made this?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...y/Dsc06399.jpg

Any excuse to post this, I'll take it.

Okay, I'll allow the Lev picture as long as a mod changes my name to Bob th. This compromise will let Lev keep his membership and my name will be completely visible in all its glory.

Is getting one as soon as it casts actual spells.

Not all that much work now that everything's in place for you, but you still gotta come up with a new background image or tell me what else you'd like. :)

...I'd like the image removed until we get something that doesn't pollute the forum? =]

Haha what?

That I can do!

If we got everything that polluted the forums, there'd be nothing left.

I, uhm, well.. This was a letdown really.

Also Lev is too nice to be NPForumite. Creepy.

I was disappointed of this because this means there won't be anyone named "Bob th" around.
Something I looked forward to very much. This would have been the first person of that handle I'd ever seen.

Can't Lev Get a Degradê of orange and red to keep in with his theme of the Flaming Swordchuck wielder?

Also, this thread is way more awkward than i thought it would be, we're closing in on group-hug territory...

Oh, come on Bells. We all know we're due for some lovin'.

Come 'ere ya big lug, an' gimme a hug.

See, i can see what you're saying and i believe ya. But i just feel like i'll be stabbed in the back and that feeling fells RIGHT in this forum...!

but...

but...

Oh Darn! Darn it all to heck!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2dcivsy.jpg

Reporting via cell phone.

LZ is hot. 22 viruses spotted. Moving to engage.

The infection is spreading. Secondary computer and external drives compromised. Supplies running low.

Next contact at 1100 hours. Out.

Tried that, but the super bright fire simply didn't contrast with the white enough, and since the image seems to crop weirdly displacing it everywhere but the posts (disabling the ability to create a virtual stroke) it needed to be darker which is actually what my background image was.. just modified fire I shopped.

Group hugs are boring, SPIRAL hugs are better.

Lev got to your secondary computers and external hard drives? Dear god no! We have to quarantine Bob. And possibly take Lev out back and put him down.

Awkward turn of phrase for somebody with a dog (pokémon) in his avatar and "wolf" in his screenname.

Crisis averted. The combined forces of Norton and Malwarebytes were too much for the Viagravirus and its henchmen.

I think it may have even spread to my toaster. My Pop Tarts were a little on the stiff side this morning.

Don't get out the pitchforks and light the torches just yet but guess who has a new name customization.

(A screenshot of what it looks like in the Who's Online list would be appreciated if anyone happens to catch one.)

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3...ssssssssss.jpg

Heh, Viridis.

He's had his for a long time...

That's what I was talking about. He's just over the normal height of a line of text by like a couple of pixels. Not enough to hide the other names, but enough to cut into them. Just pretend I correctly put "the" before "yellow" in that post.