Advice Thread
 

No, you don't ask for advice, you submit/receive unsolicited advice.

Here's mine: Don't ever ask for advice on any subject on the internet. Ever. They will only make sexual advances at your wife and/or pets.

I'd suggest you don't iron your jeans because I mean, fuck, that's just god awful.

Don't make serious advice threads. It ends in heartbreak.

In a similar vein to the above advices (advicii??), don't get into a heated debate online. You will only cause a massive flame war resulting in hurling abuse at the other person.

The internet is serious busniness

Obvious, though.
 

but I loooove nutella.

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"But I loooove nutella" Is never a valid excuse. Ever.

Nutella is pretty great.
 

It's the only excuse.

There are always better excuses, like "the sun was in my eyes!" Or, "How the hell was I supposed to know he could ride a unicycle while playing a didgeridoo!?"