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Premmy 02-08-2010 11:04 PM

Superhero or Wizard?
 
On the one hand, you have discovering amazing fantastic powers through accident or some other foolishness, or spending years training and designing awesome technology to fight crime. You get to wear a cool cape and swoosh it around and save the world.

In the wizard corner you have to study moldy old books in tombs. You get a pimp-ass hat but not much else, and you end up sitting in the back while douchebags with swords get to hit things until you finish chanting, usually by that time, there's nothing to unleash unholy hell on.
Decide.

Kyanbu The Legend 02-08-2010 11:09 PM

Your description was a bit one sided there. I pick Hero, Cyber Suit made from nano technology FTW.

Eltargrim 02-08-2010 11:13 PM

Breaking the laws of physics to my advantage? Yes please.

Also: superhero and wizard are not mutually exclusive, if you do it right ;)

bluestarultor 02-08-2010 11:22 PM

I ask why there aren't more options. A psychic combines some of the best traits of both, allowing the person in question to have natural reality-bending abilities which they may then nurture and expand upon. It also rarely requires any kind of vocalization or gesture, and never any components as far as I'm aware.

Granted psychic abilities have their own downsides, but nothing's perfect.

Premmy 02-08-2010 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend (Post 1013947)
Your description was a bit one sided there.

Sounds like the sympathizing of a punk-ass wizard to me.
Quote:

I pick Hero, Cyber Suit made from nano technology FTW.
that's more like it
Quote:

Also: superhero and wizard are not mutually exclusive, if you do it right
http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content...dr-strange.jpg
What's that? is that a big, pointy hat that's kinda pimp but mostly stupid? no, it's a big swooshy cape that's awesome.
Cause he's a fucking Doctor and a Sorceror Supreme and not a punk-ass wizard
http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/al...87/zatanna.png
Oh hey, look, there's a hat, but it's not a marginally cool wizard hat, but a totally bitchin tophat, Why? Cause she's a Magician and not a punk-ass wizard.
http://www.comicheronews.com/wp-cont...tor_Voodoo.jpg
Oh look, more awesome swooshy capes, Cause Brother Voodoo's a god-damned Houngan, and a Sorceror Supreme and not a punk-ass wizard.
http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-co...Fate-FINAL.jpg
Well, that's a helmet... not a pointy-ass hat, and Look, swooshy cape.
Cause he's a doctor and a mage and not a punk-ass wizard

and they're ALL GOD-DAMNED Superheroes!

Archbio 02-08-2010 11:35 PM

What... what about the Maiar?

It's not their fault those stupid mortals call them wizards.

They can, like, throw flaming pinecones at you.

Premmy 02-08-2010 11:40 PM

Wizards are basically nerds with superpowers, Superheroes are totally awesome motherfuckers with superpowers.
I think we know who wins here.

Eltargrim 02-08-2010 11:41 PM

Depends. Do I get 3.0 epic spells?

Krylo 02-08-2010 11:43 PM

Man, superheroes get like one or two powers. Wizards get to have as many powers as they can pull out of their ass at any given time.

And chanting? What mythology are you in? Every one I know of only requires more than like one or two words if you want to crack open worlds or some shit.

http://dup18xnc1iiu3.cloudfront.net/.../front.321.jpg

The Master of Past and Present would like to have a word with you in his office as soon as he's done bitching around Gods.

The word, by the way, is 'Power Word: Kill'.

Premmy 02-08-2010 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1013968)
Wizards get to have as many powers as they can pull out of their ass at any given time.

Pre-Crisis Superman.


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