Wisdom from the "wise".
 

I wanted to see what kind of "wise" phrases or expert uses of logic you guys have. Try to use your own instead of somebody else's.

I'll give an example.

"Give a dog a turd and you'll feed him for an hour. Teach a dog to turd and you'll be cleaning up after him for the rest of his life."

"People who live in glass houses need to buy some blinds already, Jesus, I did not need to see that."

People are stupid, opportunistic, and lack empathy. Damn, it's good to be something better.

People don't realize there's already a dumb-ass thread for this and need to post there. Also, you guys smell.

Technically, there's a difference between advice and wisdom. Advice involves a call to action, where wisdom just provides insight.

...... I Swear to GOD man
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I thought the tone was set by us mutilating old sayings into parodies. This is now the thread where we mutilate old sayings into parodies.

"If you can't say anything nice, you're probably on the internet."

Mostly trying to pre-empt any "YOUR MOM" jokes that will find their way into this.
 

Wait.... So.... Does this mean I'm NOT a black man? Shit, all this oppression for nothing, I gotta turn in all my membership cards, I can't go to the friday-night Bake Sale, just a normal normal bake sale, we raise money for little white kid's education. reallyAfrican-American Conspiracy Cookout, I lose N-word privledges (And those are Niiiiiiiice). Shit.

I like how your original post was just "I fucked you father. This has been a moment of wisdom."

Perhaps the real wisdom was you felt the need to clarify your feelings on this, showing that you are truly the kind person we all thought you were.

By the way, I fucked your grandfather, thus pre-empting your fucking of my father by one generation. EAT IT.

Anyway, I tried to make this a thread that served an actual purpose and keep Evil Earl's first (well, maybe second) thread from being closed. You know, by making it into one of mutilating old sayings into parodies. Why is this so hard to do, guys? Why?

EDIT: I should have known those bake sales were nothing but cabals for discussing the perplexing use of racial epithets in an effort to confuse politically correct white people about what they can and cannot say. AND probably for your next insidious plan to foist another Tyler Perry film on the American public.