I like the way you put it. But I don't think the metric system alone can do that magic.

Guys, I flew through America recentely and took approximately 5 photos, ask me and I'll show them to you- it will save you the trip.
Also tea was what drove the Empire. Mabe if you Merkans started drinking more tea you wouldn't keep losing wars.

Never a big fan of the American teas marketed as English (haven't tried any in which I remotely suspect authenticity), but I usually drink my herbal teas unsweetened, and of course green tea would be absolute rubbish with sugar. That said, sometimes a little sugar or honey is entirely called for.

Green tea is the drink of a filthy savage.

It is the greatest substance ever to taste like grass.

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

Touche. :D

rep++;

wait wait wait...

what the fuck is this thread even about?

God damn it Megs, every time you create a thread I immediately forget what the original premise was after reading it.

Also, any of y'all motherfuckers that can't appreciate good ol' fashioned down south American cooking is either lying or so insanely prejudice that you won't allow the possibility of American deliciousness past your iron-clad discrimination filters. Even in communist russia, biscuits and gravy are scrum-diddly-umptious.

Don't even get me started on creole cuisine. I mean seriously, if you're going to complain about American food, complain about the shit that sucks, like that god awful american cheese and *hurrff* oscar mayer weiners.

I once ate some food for America and it was so bad I died.

One time I saw a postcard from New Zealand and I was like "oh."

One time I thought New Zealand was in Scandinavia.

Wait, it isn't?

That explains why I failed that map project.

Things I learned today:

This thread got kinda dumb.

xkcd is about a million times better if you replace the last panel with goatse.

That's about it.

Sorry, its just that when Fifthfiend left, it made a void in the forum. I was just trying to provide us with our monthly WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK thread.

EDIT: One thing I love about this forum is that "Slut" is inappropriate but "WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK" is totally okay.

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

You'll need to be much more specific.

Man, you must have met one of the bad ones, then. I'm quite dashing and slim.

Really mate, the fact that you're one of the good ones says all that needs to be said.

What I mean to do is make you regret talking positively about yourself.
 

I'll be sure to add you to my list of NPF People I Flirt With.

I'm much better in real life. You'd be surprised.

I had a list like that, but I stopped using it once everyone on the forum was on it.



Except PoS. PoS will only break my heart.

It was you.

Is that so Blues?

Here we go again.

I look forward to Mesden's future contributions to this thread.

We're already close to the post limit, so it should'nt be that bad.

Honestly it's probably the only thing that'll make this thread interesting again. For the first time. Something something.

I am not sure what this thread is doing anymore.
 

That does seem to be what the forum believes now, so I guess it must be as true as when they all thought I was female!



Man, that guy must be lucky or something. You all can't stop praising him even when he's not here to elicit it.

e: Ah, though that's probably better than resorting to calling everyone Americans fat ;)

e2: Oh man. I have a response for that down there, but it's rather dirty so we'll just keep going...

When you've been sucking a dick for so long, it's kind of hard to close your mouth.

I always knew you were a dude Synk, everyone else is just falling in line.

I'm a girl now.

Just so you know I've already invested far too much time in wondering if you're hot to stop now.

Just look at that tahoma font.

Well, I guess these individual quirks you people have are what keeps this forum interesting for me, so I suppose it's for the best.
http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Also, for the love of Arceus, you humans are incredibly sick.>

a/s/l and r u hot

Synk shall be known as NPF's very own Varsuuvius.

Is that because of the androgynous avatar or as a result of analyzing Synk's post history?
http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Oh, and I just want to point out that GC still thinks that he has imaginary friends at an age well past the appropriate level in which imaginary friends would be considered charming instead of a symptom of being cuckoo-crazy... and that those imaginary friends are capable of sentient thought! Either GC is merely trying to be humorous (and failing at it) or it's a thinly-veiled, desperate plea for companionship. Whatever it is, I still think GC needs therapy. And maybe a job that doesn't involve being antisocial for the rest of your life.>

You know I almost don't care!

I am reasonably sure of the gender assignments I've made for people on NPF, but I reserve the right to be wrong.

In fact, sometimes I can't remember what I'm using as a reference for my conclusion.

It's because everyone can't give up analyzing every little thing in a desperate concerted effort to find a hint as to the eternal question of "if Synk lifts the lid or not."

A Punk-ass bitch.
 

What kind of man lifts the lid?

Prem's a squatter, you heard it here first.

Real men pee with enough force to punch a hole through the lid.

Ugh, just like all the other guys on the internet. The moment they see a female on the internet they turn into pigs. You disgust me. I expected more of this place but if that is how these forums are it upsets me to a great degree.18 since yestrday lol/ f and how / next door. and ya, sugar! hot! 2 hot 2 handle wit bear hands. ur manly man-hands r my last hoep

You're both right

thump thump
 

Does that mean I have the last word for once?

No

Oh come on people, just act mature about this for once and leave it be.

I'm quite insensitive to cold myself but that's neither here nor there
 

In the same vein, what woman complains about the lid being up? If you have any ovarian fortitude you squad right down on the porcelain.

haha oh how silly I must look.