STARCRAFT 2 BETA
 

STARCRAFT 2 BETA

IT'S FUCKING STARCRAFT, DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT MORE? GET THE FUCK OUT AND OPT-INTO THAT SHIT AND PRAY FOR AN INVITE. PRAY TO YOUR SCIENCE, YOU GODLESS SONS OF BITCHES, AND LAMENT YOUR FAILURE TO OBTAIN A GUARANTEED KEY THROUGH OVERPRICED CON TICKETS OR WEAK ASS COMIC CONTESTS SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THE KIND OF SHIT THAT COULDA WON YOU A KEY YOU LAZY ASS. YOU ARE LAMENTING THE SHIT OUT OF NOT BEATING THAT.

This isn't as cool as DFM's Mass Effect 2 thread :( I think the lack of pictures hinders the excitement for me a bit

You need pictures to get excited for STARCRAFT?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DID I MISS THIS?

TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS AWESOME BETA, I WANNA KNOW RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND!

You could opt-in through your b.net account. Requires ownership of another Blizz game, though.

It adds to the whole feel of it ya know. Now it just looks like him shouting about stuff with no drool worthy material to get help get sucked into at the moment. Plus the lack of real quality FPS over christmas time has depressed me on this subject matter. Plus it's just a beta.

DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE CAPSLOCK?
 

YOU THINK YOU CAN RIP OFF DFM BETTER I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY.
WWW.BATTLE.NET AND LOG INTO THAT SHIT. THERE IS A SMALL SC2 ICON ON THE TOP AND YOU CLICK THAT. THERE WILL BE DIRECTIONS BUT THEY ARE INCOMPLETE BECAUSE THEY DON'T TELL YOU TO PRAY.

I WILL FUCKING PRAY TO TASSADAR MAN.

I wonder if I can increase my chances through some mindless act of devout fandom.


Like making a hundred zergling costumes, getting a bunch of people to put them on, and then running through the local countryside stealing livestock.