YO, LURKERS
 

Get your asses in here and post!

I mean, shit.

No, fuck you.

Fresh ideas and new faces? You will doom us all!

I swear to Almighty GOD if any of you lurkers post I will slowly devour you soul first.

Lurkers are ineffective while out of hiding, so this is an ineffective post
 

Don't do it... Dooooont do it....

Ehhhh, I tend to get dissuaded from posting because it seems that just about any and every topic now ends up being some banal argument consisting who can twist who's words more for the sake of some reason. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good debate. Buuuuuut when it just devolves into a logic dick waving competition it makes me wonder why I keep coming back here :| (other than the amusing pictures/links and the occasional posting in arts sub-thread)

But don't mind me! I'm just cranky because I have to wake up for work in four hours and haven't been able to get so much as a wink in.

*post*

I used to lurk but, posting is fun too :p

I just figure we sometimes get pretty hostile/sarcastic in here (not "you" or "NPF," but "we," cause fuck I do it too) and I'd like to break that up a bit by making an open invitation to anyone who's not already in here.

I think we're past the phase of any 'lurkers' actually wanting to post.