Define Manliness
 

What makes men manly? How would you define manliness?

Is it the size of their muscles?
Is it how perpetually angry they are?
Is it the size of their balls?
Is it their willingness to do things that are physically impossible?

And one last question: Can a woman be manly?

Well, I can complain about how this topic is about describing a wholly abstract concept based on cultural values and personal opinion.
Or I can punch down the sun.
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nyaaaarrrrrrr

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...ock/kamina.jpg

Manliness defined.

I was going to do that...

Though I was going to use the original movie opening instead of some shitty thing some over buff douche threw together.

But that's just me.

I hate to say this, but I prefer the thing the beefy douche threw together. Not to hate on Orgazmo or anything, though.

You should have been faster.

This is manliness.

HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

Sorry, I was a little busy arguing with David Gaider.

Manliness is driving a standard, because automatics were clearly made for women to make driving easier.


Sidenote: Today in class, while discussing feminism, I was instructed by my prof to "Crank the chauvinism to 11." Afterwards, I was told that I broke the chauvinism knob off from cranking it so hard. Needless to say, my girl friends in the class were none too pleased with me, despite the fact that they said a lot of things that were WAAAY more sexist than anything I said.

It must be. I just played it for 30 minutes and I am very manly.