CalvinBall XII: Hey it caught up with FF!
 

The Calvinball players now find themselves in a strange place. It seems to be a CounterStrike map! Across the sky flashes "Welcome to De_Dust2" The buy menu pops up for all of the players.

TD enters the stage and purchases a whole arsenal of spears, swords, automatic rifles, armor and cheetohs with his infinte amount of money in his own infinite bag of holding. He runs over to find his own base being operated around the clock by penguins and smaller versions of TD's, except they're all in commando uniforms. His base looks like a modified bomb shelter with a luanch pad. Inside, TD finds 5 other TD's in a high ranking officers room. One in red armor (fire), one in blue armor (water/ice), one in brown armor (earth), one in white armor (light) and finally, one in black armor (darkness). "Gentlemen" TD starts off "It seems that the game 'Calvinball' has evolved over the ages. It has not only become just a war type simulation, but it has become a gods war type simulation." TD and the other 5 proceed to plan their first operation to find the Calvinball.

Over in the CT spawn Jarlax buys all of his signature weapons, and proceeds to find a good camp spot till other players arrive.

OOC: Don't sign up for the new RPG thingy at the top of the list (currently). They're so disorganized that it boggles the mind.

TD sets up the world map in his base and penguins run about, quacking and operating huge machinery. Waiting for other players to sign on, he evily plans his first assault for the Calvinball.

Lycanthrope buys the Calvinball, and a lute, then runs around singing and dancing, spoony bard style.

Jarlax, hiding under the sand, ties Lycanthrope's shoelaces together causing him to trip and drops the Calvinball and his lute. Jarlax grabs the ball and kicks him in the face for good measure.

Braith using his clever Reverse Phycology he convinces Jarlax into handing Braith the CalvinBall and sucker punches him from behind when he's walking away. Than realizing that he's in the Evil Lightning War God Zone he blows away TD's Base with a series of Lightning Bolts.

Lycanthrope Bites Jarlax. "One of us! One of us!" He chants, then converts the broken remains of the lute into a "laser" and shoots it at the Calvinball.

Jarlax feels very strange after the bite. The full meaning of Lycanthrope's name finally hits him, but too late. In the final moments of the shapeshifter's fever jarlax passes out.

In the corner of the map, a Soviet Mobile Construction Vehicle drives onto the field. it deploys and begins to build a massive Soviet Base like from Red Alert 2. the War Factory pumps out hundreds of Apocolypse Tanks and Siege Choppers, while the Baracks pumps out thousands of Conscripts and Desolators. Slightly Above Average Soviet's army is nearly ready...