SAAL pukes. he gets up off his knees and grabs Zoam by the hair.

"It's time to Kiss the Blarney Stone Biatch!" and with that he begins to savagely punch Zoam in the teeth and gums. he then spins him around and boots Zoam in the ass so hard that Zoams nose starts to bleed.
SAAL then sings an Irish Melody, which causes Zoam to turn into a horseshoe, and turnes TD into a Clover. SAAL steals the calvinball and starts prancing away, yelling "they'll never catch me Lucky Charm!

oh but I will
hop goes to a new form that has the same acranym Hooked on Phonix.
I grab you with my hook and say "time to be readin, for you" (hooked on phonix has no refernces to grammar) and I pull you to the library as you scream all the way there.

"Hey, a bar fight!" exclaims Jarlax. "Since i'm not drunk, i should have the upper hand here!" Jarlax trips SAAL, and kicks HoP in the back of the knees. Then proceeds to throw the cavinball to himself by running really fast. Playing an odd game of monkey-in-the-middle.

OOC Wow CB has gone a long way for those of you who don't know ask Jady and SAAM what my guuy does for the most part I only have him appear once or twice maybe three times in calvin ball games...

Spirit The Avatar Of Vengance and Rythm and Demi Avatar of Creamy Goodness tossess up the guitar into the air "Who ever can play the appropriate song on that guitar can summon characters from movies and or TV Shows behold!" The Avatar lept inot the air grabbed the guitar and played the Crazy 88's theme from the original Kill Bill and poof the Crazy 88 appeared! Then Spirit spoke "Umm yeah you guys just hang out here for a while..."
Then he looked upon the CB Players and said unto them " I shall return! As always! I leave my gear here for all to use just remember be wise with it!" And Spirit dissapeared from the playing feild leaving his gear and the Crazy 88 behind...

"wait who said I was drunk" then HoP 2.0 grabed jarlax in the same faction as Lyconthrope and ties them both to a chair forcing them to read war and peace in one sitting

Jarlax reads very fast, so he finished already. he then throws the book at HoP knocking his head clean off. "WOW, that book is REALLY heavy!"

no you were tied down and plus I am amune to books

"now you must have the alphabet sung in your head a x1000 speed over and over thus puting you in a trance

you:I must obay
me: you must read
y:yes master
m:bhahahahahah
y: I will read forever

SAAL then picks up an extremely large book and opens it for HoP to see. as HoP leans in to read the small print, SAAL slams the book shut, crushing HoP's nose... loony toons style.

SAAL then grabs the guitar and begins to play the the theme to 13 Days. as a result, all others are bored to death as JFK and his staff appear to teach them about the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Intrigued, SAAL then plays a song from the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights. as a result, all players are now wearing pantyhose, HoP has turned blind, Jarlax becomes Dyslexic, and TD turns into Dave Chapelle.

SAAL plays a little tune on the guitar, and sings "They're magically delicious!"

Since HoP is in a book, and blind at the moment Jarlax comes out of his trance. Although he is dyslexic, that doesn't stop him from being able to fight! Jarlax tears into HoP with flashing claws and teeth, ending with a powerful two-handed sword slash.

TD, sobered up by now, snaps his fingers and reverts himself back to normal. He enters into the bar fight and starts off by smashing HoP a few times in the face with the broken end of a Scotch bottle. He rounds up to SAAL and stuffs his face full of Trix. Repulsed, SAAL pukes his guts out. TD peers out of his eye. "NOOOOO!!" he rushes over and grabs the box of Trix from the rabbit. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" With that, he loads the Trix into an AK-47 and fires at Jarlax. Impaled by marshmallows and grain, he falls to the ground. SAAL gets up only to meet a box of Mini-Wheats.