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Lycanthrope 05-10-2004 08:50 PM

Lycanthrope morphs to his human form The Facially Impared Non-Gender-Specific Person of Politics, and creates new legislation to defeat alternate personalitylawer man, before reassuming his hybrid form.

Royalspork 05-10-2004 08:52 PM

"but you didn't space so it doesn't work." says lawyer man then adds "but any way isn't he so cute. awwwwwwwwwwww."

videogamerz2000 05-10-2004 08:55 PM

"Awww.. I don't give a big ??? about cuteness, especially from you HoP." TD imatates. And with that he rips HoP to pieces with an arsenal of fireballs, followed up, just for kicks, with a Electrodoken. He looks at Lycanthrope. "So we finally meet...." TD stares. "Let's dance!"

Royalspork 05-10-2004 08:57 PM

"but your so cu.....fif, huh.what. oh back to fif form now i must say fif

Lycanthrope 05-10-2004 08:59 PM

I didn't space because neither did you.
"My version of dancing usually involves the destruction of all nearby"

videogamerz2000 05-10-2004 09:02 PM

"Yeah, well my version is TECHNO!!"

A dance floor appears on the field. TD breaks out in a bright suave suit and starts dancin' away to a funky Techno beat.

Royalspork 05-10-2004 09:03 PM

"what the hay" HoP gets out his drum set and plays a funky beat

Lycanthrope 05-10-2004 09:06 PM

Lycanthrope grabs another lute and gets down 16th Century Style Yo, talk about Oldskool'd.

videogamerz2000 05-10-2004 09:12 PM

'DANCE!' the word beats away into the distance, repeated several times. "I'll show dis spoony bard a thing or two!" TD yells. He pulls out an electric GUI-tar and jams away "Medley medly medly Medly MEDLEY WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" amps blow, glass shatters and Lycanthropes Lute shatters. He looks up, teary eyed.

Lycanthrope 05-10-2004 09:20 PM

Lycanthrope is angry. You don't like Lycanthrope when he is angry. "damn that's the fourth lute today!" He pulls out his old vintage Spinal Tap electric lute, plugs it into his amp, sets it to 11 and blasts out a chord. Instantly an 11 inch tall replica of stone henge falls down on vg2k. "Damn, that wasn't as dramatic as It could have been..." however, all of a sudden a bunch of midgits came running out and started doing a scottish jig.


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