"A Blessing!" TD yells. He throws off his armor into a kilt and pulls out a keg. He joins the midgets in an Irish/Scottish Drinking Dance/Song and the party lights up.

And then from the sky " And all the music's gonna bleed from me and I will sing no more!" And then a flash like that of a flashbang occurs and everyone is stunned, its Spirit! Holding a the TMP in one hand a sawed off shotgun in another with a strange el mariachi style guitar. Then he speaks "Once Upon a Time in Mexico Patch!" then starts playing the slow style El tune that he plays "Now I may Summon famous Celebrity warriors into the arena! Booya! Oh and Since I am in a generous mood we all can use dualies..." And the crowd did say "Yay!"

ooc Yup I am back...

Jadarendir danced a jig.

"In that case" starts a drunken TD "I'm gonna.....I'M gonna....." and he passes out, drunk beyond all reckoning.

Jadarendir laughs, then stops laughing, remembering that he adapts to his surroundings by acting like everyone around him.

Jadarendir passes out as well.

Suddenly, seeing the dancing of the Jig, and the much drunkeness, the full moon rises, and SAAS begins to morph. he slowly grows more body hair, his muscles increase, and he forms into...

THE SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IRISHMAN!!!

The SAAI starts drinking a plenty while dancing and Irish fist-fighting at the same time... all the while he is speaking gaelic.

Jadarendir regains consciousness, but is still drunk and thinks that he is SAAM (or in this case, SAAI). He believes he can become other kinds of "Rendirs", and he becomes... Drunkrendir!

He pisses on SAAI's shoes.

Colors zoom through TD's head. A mysterious shape appears before him. For some odd reason, Mega Man fully apparates in TD's head. "Drink?" TD offers. Mega Man slaps him. "Hey dumbass, your already passed out!" "then what are you doing here?" TD asks.
"I'm your spirit guide" Mega Man replies and fireworks go off in TD's head. "I'm here to confuse yet set you straight. There is a task at hand.." Mega Man starts. "Other than getting up?" TD quarrels. "Yes other than that" Mega Man rolls his eyes. "The key to winning and keeping the Calvinball is found underneath your nose....." Mega Man mysteriously informs. "That's gross!" TD disgustingly retorts "How could nasal hairs win.." Mega Man slaps TD again. "You dolt! Look under the rock instead of on top!" and with that Mega Man disappears. TD shrugs and jumps on a unicorn and goes off to visit John F. Kennedy with Teddy Grams, all inside TD's passed out, drug induced head.

as a result, SAAI enters a drunken boxing rage, and starts beating Jadarendirs face... popeye style! afterwards, he trips and falls face first into a box of Lucky Charms. he emerges... transformed again. all clothes are green, his hair is even longer and red, he shrunk some 3 feet. he now is...

The Slightly Above Average Leprichaun!!!

SAAL proceeds to steal a pot o gold while having sex with a gypsie.

"Hold me Clover!" he yells in the heat of passion.

Drunkrendir pisses on everything in sight.