TD gets up and wipes the piss off his face. In a drunken manner, he pulls out his sword and slashes away at the 7 1/2 Drunkrendirs.

SAAL proceeds to turn TD into a goat, and then carries him around on a leash and milks him whenever SAAL get's thirsty...

Just like Gandhi!

TD, his ultimate fear being fulfilled, runs around in panic. He shamshes into Jada and passes out and reverts back to normal.

Fortunately, TD even missed the Drunkrendirs that weren't real.

Drunkrendir squirts TD in the face with his own milk and sends all the Minidrunkrendirs after him.

TD panics, in a drunken state. He summons penguins, TD's, monkeys, tricycles,garden hoses...anything. He pants heavily as stuff grows into a mountain.... on top of himself.

Psymon arrives at the party and stands by the drinks vending machine.

"Man, This party ROCKS."

TD, after crawling through the mountain of junk, emerges at the top. "I can see my house from here!" he exclaims. With garden hose on his head, soap in one hand, scotch in another, a roller blade on one foot and a sandal on the other, a parrot on his shoulder and a rubber ducky on the other, a hawaiian shirt on and ski pants to match he races down the hill. "Yes Mr. Maltheson the coconuts are good this year. And by the way, have you seen my car? i think a dude took it. No Mr. Snoopy-Dog! Not the golf club!" TD wavers in and out of conciusness several times.

then, SAAL appears beside him while speaking jibberish, and turns him back into a goat, he then takes the Scotch, drinks from it, and dances a Jig on top of the Dragoon-Goat.

Osterbaum then appears beside to SAAL and TD. He kicks SAAL down of the mountain, grabs another scotch, drinks the scotch and claims: "HAH! I win!" He then quiqly takes his own magic wand and turns everyone he can to an elephant. Osterbaum then jumps and starts to fly like a bird. "Yay...this is fun."

Zoam appears on the field completely sober. Remembering how much he hates to be the only sober guy at a party he downs a bottle of tequila, giving his ninja penguins a few shots as well. Thusly hammered, he faces off against the SAAL using his drunken master style kung fu. A few bar stools to the face later, SAAL aint feeling so good.