"Power From Farts" or "Wouldn't The Hoses Be Uncomfortable?"
 

I know they're not going to use hoses - it'd be much better to put us in a plastic bubble and let the methane collect for a bit, Fart jokes aside, what do you guys think of methane power? Between animals and humans - hell, even some plants - we can produce a fair bit of power.

Talking about various other power sources here.

WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?

Why do I need to think of it? Any well managed landfill already puts it to good use.

Edit: No, I am not going to walk around with a shit gas bubble to forward the cause of green energy. Willing to find another way.

Two men enter, one man leaves!

BREAK THE DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL!

How about fashionable solar-panel hat? Solar panel and battery mounted on headgear, possibly on a top hat. Or a beret.

Even better, how about one those caps with a propeller, only it generates electricity using wind power!

Farts are so last century. I've got an idea that could revolutionize not only energy production, but the theory of relativity. Here's what we need:

1 television set including DVD player
1 porno
1 bag of potato chips
4 teenage boys

And of course some means to harness the ambient heat generated from the combination of these elements.

Methane is already pretty easy to harvest. Animal waste, for instance. Plenty of it, natural byproduct of raising animals, good source of methane.

The answer is shit; spread it around. ;)

What about a backpack? Right now all it's being used for is to plug in your iPod or PSP or DS or whatever, but at the same time it does have some pretty neat potential.

Jesus Christ that is fantastic.
The Generator can produce enough power to charge a laptop! It's out of stock, so thankfully I don't have to fight the will to buy it, but I don't know if I can resist once it comes back in.