This is why you're fat
 

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Not hungry? You will be.

Which is your favorite, and have you created anything like this yourself? I'm liking the girl scout cookies fried and topped with maple syrup.

Your arteries now ---> O

Your arteries after this food ---> O

Ah, one of my favourite picture aggregation sites. (Also the only one I regularly read.) Some of this stuff looks almost tasty if incredibly unhealthy, but then there are things like the Meta Meat Cake or, I dunno, ice cream with fudge, chocolate and fruit sauce and three types of cookies and sprinkles and just for the hell of it topped with sugar cubes or whatever where it's just, okay, you're deliberately wasting food now.

Pretty sure none of even the unhealthiest foods I create would even remotely qualify.

I almost had a heart attack looking at that. I guess this is why they say vegetarians are healthier...

Pretty sure the cadbury eggs benedict could be made vegetarian with a little work and be no less unhealthy.

I'm not really a food person. All these pictures makes me feel nauseous instead of hungry. Am I a food heathen?

Okay, except this. That looks delicious.

It's interesting that you find the one that looks most like a penis the only one that's delicious.

It doesn't even look a little bit like a penis either. It's like pure penis all the way.

Viridis, is there something you want to tell us?


Also, I think the meta meat cake thing Meister linked looked pretty good.

I've heard of something like the Cheddar Pour before. Looks delicious.

See, to me that just looks silly. Why even have a burger? Just take some cheddar cheese, and some hamburger--maybe some cream cheese and milk to change the consistency, and make a party dip that tastes basically the same, is easier to eat, and isn't wasting half the cheese.

Looks like someone's been sick on a burger.