What the hell. I completely forgot about this, but shouldn't we have gotten this, like, two weeks ago already?

Ah well.

Well you may have heard of certain events interfering with Japan's ability to function.

Correct.

But I WAS under the assumption that this was something Japan already had before, and that this was something separate from what Japan already had.
The word "Global" did not ring a bell.

My friend code's listed in my profile and sig (I think...). I may need to reEV some 5th gen stuff. I acted like Basculin were Magikarp and forgot the little bastards gave 2 speed evs instead of just one, thus wasting 3 points in speed on three pokemans. Just a lil bummed about not finding any battle items (life orb, etc.) in game outside of paying exhorbitant sums of BP, but getting the lucky egg through story progression was a stroke of brilliance.

Stressing over losing 3 Speed. Hahahahaha.

No no, I wasn't stressing over losing speed. I had already maxed the speed stat, but I wasted 3 more points in it that could have been allocated to another stat (granted, 2 points are going to be wasted anyway, but I'd rather have one extra stat point somewhere).

You are becoming Joey, except you're going for the Top Percentage of Gligar/Gliscor.