Yeah they look something like Pokemon! Which suck soo bad! like the way he uses his land cards.

At long last... my Wrathful Castigation card...

Nice, although it seems a little cheap, as in cost of 1 red, for such a powerful card.

Well, ego damage isn't exactly game damage...

hooray for alcoholism!

Now we just need the Extra Malty powder...

And the Flaming Moes...

Actually, yes, I have played magic, and these cards were just jokes....like these:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3430/1337.GIFhttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4901/Legolas1.GIF
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9945/STFUNoob.GIFhttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2632/FZRetort.GIF
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3551/Killographic.GIF

Looking at this page, I wonder what my current avatars card would be. He's a 4-dimensional being, bends the laws of probability around him and can generate a massive electrical charge then can be used for EM Pulses, creating ball lightning that he can roll around in, or just sticking to any surface. Primarily Static Hamsters are used by Couch Gnomes as grenades....

...

Too bad I don't play Magic, or I would find a way to make a card.

Nani? I don't get my own card made by the infamous Elminster? Psh.

No matter, I have my own card I've made. I just need to get a picture for it.

I didn't know you wanted one, and you haven't done anything I've found amusing that hasn't been addressed already.