Elitists who can't take jokes and have to bring reality into it are no fun...

Was that directed to me? If so, that has been pointed out before and corrected by me in a series of follow-ups and re-creations, which I won't post because I don't feel like it.

No, just in general. To everyone, if you wish to spread the burden of blame.

If you're going to make a joke, do it well.

I guess I should just say that I've hated every card created in the last three or four years. They are overpowered, broken, unbalanced and generally stupid. If you don't share my opinion, that's fine, but I don't really care.

Although, I think I might put that "Shut the fuck up" card in one of my decks. Just for chuckles.

Edit: I'm sorry, but I just had to.

I admit, I am trying to make a Static Hamster card and I want to make one that follows the rules...so thats why I'm having such trouble....I don't know any rules.

I'll see if I can find a set of old rules, so you learn the right way, not the new way.

Actually, I'm sure that I've got about fifteen Ice Age rule inserts somewhere.

Or, you could go to www.wizards.com and click around in the Magic area until you find the current rules.

I mockith thee and thy rule mongering.

http://img66.photobucket.com/albums/...eless_Card.jpg

Old Rules? New rules being wrong? Proper way?

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Wow, you know too much about this card game. How could it be fun?