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What's the sound of 2 Hadrons colliding?

From Wikipedia

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On March 30 2010, the first collisions took place between two 3.5 TeV beams. This set a world record for the highest energy man-made particle collisions.

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The first p-p collisions at energies higher than Fermilab's Tevatron p-pbar collisions have been published on arXiv, yielding greater-than-predicted charged hadron production. The CMS paper reports that the increase in the production rate of charged hadrons when the center-of-mass energy goes from 0.9 TeV to 2.36 TeV exceeds the predictions of the theoretical models used in the analysis, with the excess ranging from 10% to 14%, depending upon which model is used. The charged hadrons were primarily mesons (kaons and pions).

So, it finally worked and it produced 14% more Hadrons causes 25% more Hard'ons on scientistis! *Ba~dum-tish*

Hurray, 1.1 to 1.14 hadrons for the price of 1.

So, what's the point?

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Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1028992)

From Wikipedia

So, it finally worked and it produced 14% more Hadrons causes 25% more Hard'ons on scientistis! *Ba~dum-tish*

Wait wait wait. They were firing TeV at each other?! That's awesome! Unless it's actually some lame science term, in which case Poop.

I'm mostly pleased with how the world is totally not blown up. Did I call it or what?

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287 (Post 1028997)

Hurray, 1.1 to 1.14 hadrons for the price of 1.

So, what's the point?

SCIENCE

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Originally Posted by Kerensky

Hurray, 1.1 to 1.14 hadrons for the price of 1.

So, what's the point?

http://recently.rainweb.net/modls/bl.../30_1112_1.jpg

Supervillainy!

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen (Post 1029004)

I'm mostly pleased with how the world is totally not blown up. Did I call it or what?

Don't be stupid. The world was blown up. We're just the lingering dreams of the people who lived there. Well you guys are anyway. I was, but now I'm not. It's complicated. Pick up a copy of my biography some time. I wasn't happy with who they picked to play me, or his costume, but what can you do?

I know we're all thinking it but I might as well say it, this thread is awesome if I change hadrons to boners.

Edit: And man-made particle collisions to man-on-man boner collisions.

Well, he DID ask for it

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 1029176)

Pfft

It was the unicorns that saved us. They did something so we were all ported to a parallel world where the only difference was that they never existed and the LHC wasn't built at the time. But humans are driven to build it because of the commands from the Gods of Science who exist outside reality and want to see how big of an explosion they can create by manipulating the puny mortals in this reality.

This happens every time the LHC is built and starts functioning. Another species has to sacrifice itself to save the universe.

The first time is was the dinosaurs. The most recent was the unicorns. Next time it will be the pygmy marmosets.