The Secret Sexy Thread!
 

So, inspired by These Posts, I present this challenge to you, dear NPFers:

Take an image, and, Using the swap tag, connect an image to it that is somehow related and crazy-stupid-dumb sexy!

durp derp
 

I'm actually pretty sure back when fifth invented this tag we said not to use it for images for ease of recognition. I guess it's more okay in a thread like this where that's the entire premise, but keep it to a minimum (of 0) in other threads.

edit: turns out no one actually ever said anything like that! Sorry everyone, I misremembered things completely.

I'd still ask you to use this sparingly outside of threads like this one where it's the explicit thread gimmick, but it's not a big deal since the blue stripe at the bottom should be enough of a tip-off.

I'm torn, those are both sexy men!
 

Ya'll need to Cut the Jibba Jabba and make with the hotness!
http://www.nndb.com/people/227/000025152/mr-t-buff.jpghttp://men-haircuts.com/wp-content/u...oom-mohawk.jpg

You were inspired by your own posts?

Jesus fucking Christ...

Oh wait, no I shouldn't, I'm fantastic.
 

I know, I should be ashamed of myself!

I swear I remember trying to get swap tags to work this way and not succeeding so it's ballin' that they do.

EDIT I'm pretty sure you said you'd quit modding BUT HEY

Don't you mean Maximum of 0?

Yes, he does.

You and I are opreating under vastly different definitions of fantastic.

You disliking me has very little to do with anything, Kiddo.