save your money by not getting a stripper. instead, have one of your friends dominate you. my best friend will be doing that to one of her friends for her 22nd b-day. i can't wait!

(yes, you read that right. they're both female, and straight)

I have no female friends. I think I scare girls off. ^^;

They're intimidated cause she's so hott.

what do you know, I scare women too, but probably for different reasons.

Most difficult moment is if any women sees me on the board, and I have to explain what a static hamster is....

In big CAPITAL LETTERS!! IT IS NOT A SEX TOY!!!!!!

well wait, that would be a good thing....that is if people didn't think it was a sex toy for guys.

Oh the trials and tribulations of being a hamster in a sick sick world.

I've never had problems with dates, until i took the sunglasses off.

Where is the rolling eyes icon...

Probably should've started dating goth girls. :) Although, come to think of it, then you probably wouldn't have needed to take off the shades in the first place.

Shiney, you lucky, filthy bastard.

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As gifts go, I asked for bottles of booze on the 21st, the pricier the better.

Hine VSOP Cognac is good, provided you've got a friend who wants to blow $100 (or whatever the equivalent would be in your strange Euro-dollars). Also provided you actually like cognac -- it can go either way.

But then i took off the hat...jk.
The girl I've been dating to past 5 years (yes you heard me right) is semi-goth, but things have been going well. She keeps insisting I get green contacts or somethin....

You could buy some cheaper cognac...And they are not euro-dollars, just euro's! And it would be something like +90€ or something like that compared to 100$.