Snacks
 

Cheetos, man. I can not stop eating these damn things.

What snack wrapper do you wake up in a pile of every morning like a strung-out addict whose life is spiraling out of control?

Beer doesn't count as a snack, does it? 'Cause I've been waking up to a floor full of PBR cans for a while.

This is now a thread about Phil's alcohol problem.

No it's not shut up.

Phil, this is an intervention.

We all love you, Phil... we... we just wish you'd come back to us. Put down the PBR.

Put down the PBR and come home.

Weedmaster P understands your pain...
 

Phil, I made an avatar, just for you.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29vi5p0.png

Chips Ahoy soft cookies. Hell cookies in general along with milk, chocolate milk, Cookies and cream milk, and... milk. But no low fat milk. It looks like watered milk which looks nasty.

And Phil, we believe in you! We know that you can kick the stuff if tried!

The Simple Joys of Life: Listening to the night manager of the nearby UDF go on a tyrade about how my $5 box of Lucky Charms was the result of hyperinflation caused by our kleptocratic single-party sham government when in reality it's because I had a craving for Lucky Charms at 1:30 in the morning and had to buy it from a gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere.

A convenience charge, if you will.

Glazed Honey Buns. They're about as unsafe to Google search as you'd expect, so I linked to a picture for the uninitiated.

Also, Phil? Don't worry man, I got your back. After this boring lovefest we'll head out to the bar and get so wasted you'll forget this ever happened.