Launch my site!
 

I couldn't decide how to properly christen my website before going live, so I'm going to let you guys do it for me! It's not quite finished yet, but I couldn't resist...

www.pergolavirus.com/admin.php

user: MUFFINS
pass: dragons

Post anything you want in the news feed! Gogogo!

C'mon, Christen this with chaos! Afterwards, posts will appear here:

http://pergolavirus.com/index.php

Thing is, the login will ONLY let you post new news. Nothing else.

So, uh, why aren't our attempts at wrecking your site showing up, Roooooob?

I don't know. Why aren't they showing up, Niiiiiiiiiiikose?

You should really change your banner Bob. Imitating Limbaugh? You're better than that.

Oh good, they're there now.

I'm a helper!

Is there a way to post pictures on the news feed?

I assume <img src="URL"> would work.

Those posts make me sound like I escaped from a psych ward somewhere. And I have a weird fascination with produce and arguing with myself.