And that is certainly a sentence made up of words.

I usually make avatars of Ryker or write threads about threads in the voice of that infomercial guy who died.

Raising the creepiness ante
 

Correction: No one without cameras in every room of your home and a professional surveillance team monitoring your every move really knows who you are. And FYI; you forgot to pick up milk today.

Bluff called: I almost never drink milk. :p

We're running fiberwire mainframe scans on his ISP PCP ethernet dataports, we'll have this sorted out in no time, ma'am.

Funny, this can't be right... according to our tracer bots HIS POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Yeah, well, I also almost never drink milk.
But it certainly magically ends up in a lot of stuff I eat.

Milk is really versatile. You can't tell me you don't need milk in your household.

Bluff called: Big Brother is watching you.

Dudes, get off my turf. It's my turn to watch her.

I still have an hour on the telescope. Chill, I'll let you know when its your turn....Sweet! Shower time.

No, I don't need milk. Occasionally I luxuriate with various dairy products in my food, but even then almost never milk. I get my calcium from butter and cheese on sammiches.

Also, I just went to the store and nowhere near the shower. :)

Isn't cheese... milk?

Fun Fact: I once wrote a post detailing my shower adventures which quickly turned into a rant regarding the lack of shower cabins derailing into how Germany started both world wars (then there was a hilarious typo) on some other forums. Good times.

Wow, did you know? The words detail and derail are the same, save for one letter. Those two letters are right next to each other on your average keyboard. Fascinating.