Ill tell you the EPIClogue
 

Red Mage approaches Black Mage

Can you give me some make up tips?

Black Mage has this to say.

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"HAAAADUKAN"

Black Mage gives a smirk, and goes about his daily life.

Red Mage finds his coffin. A fridge.

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What about Fighter and Thief?

Black Mage was clearly a self insert Mary Sue. Sub-par at best.

Not nearly enough gay sex. It's like you don't even read CoM;CoL

He is a new guy give him some slack. A link to COM;COL too, to show him proper 8bit fan fic.