OKAY FIRST GODDAMNED ORDER OF BUSINESS
 

I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GATDANGED GETH AVATARS AND THAT SHIT NEEDS TO STOP ALREADY I MEAN JESUS CHRIST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BLAGGARDS I'M READING HALF THE TIME AND WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS KEYBOARD GODDAMN

POS. POS.

I wanted it to happen and then it did.

fuck you you cant tell me what to do you arent even my real dad

I may not be your real dad but I fucked your mom!

xoxoxo <3
POS

Look I haven't figured out how all these buttons work yet so I figured just yelling about what I wanted was the best course of action at this juncture.

PS Don't tell anybody I haven't figured out how to work the mod buttons yet because then they won't fear my authority and then everything's going to hell.

Looks like I have what it takes to be a moderator

You just posted that you don't know how they work on a public forum.

See, this is why you guys need me.

Do you have any idea how difficult it's going to be to contain the media mess on this?

I can see the headlines now:

"NEW MOD INCOMPETENT! DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TRIGGER IS!"

It's okay I figured out how to ban NonCon forever it's cool.

I'm sure POS will adjust in time.

In my infinite generosity I then lifted NonCon's ban forever.