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Kim 05-13-2010 01:52 AM
How to Spot a Masturbator
 
This is a very serious issue confronting America's youth

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One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man's mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, 'That smells like semen.' If the boy's face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.
Pffffffffthahahahaha

Goddamn this is so stupid it's fantastic.

Archbio 05-13-2010 01:57 AM
Deeply inhaling young men's mattresses: will never, ever sound wholesome.

Hey, I know how you spot a masturbator: they're breathe!

POS Industries 05-13-2010 02:03 AM
Ohohoho I just found me a new avatar!

Rejected Again 05-13-2010 02:22 AM
This is the only thing I could think about while reading that article.

DFM 05-13-2010 02:23 AM
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!

Krylo 05-13-2010 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by POS Industries (Post 1039628)
Ohohoho I just found me a new avatar!
Me too!

Also, not as good as the article but still great are the people arguing with the author in the comments.

Rejected Again 05-13-2010 02:34 AM
Why not, the pokemon was getting old

POS Industries 05-13-2010 02:39 AM
GUYZ COME ON THIS IS THE HARDEST AND MOST EXPLOSIVE ISSUE OF OUR AGE

WE NEED TO TAKE A FIRM GRASP OF THE SITUATION BEFORE THINGS REACH A CLIMAX AND WE AS A SOCIETY REALLY FIND OURSELVES IN A STICKY SITUATION

Professor Smarmiarty 05-13-2010 02:40 AM
Raw calloused hands... beard....loose fitting clothes...unwashed hair...angry expression...
http://www.jrcls.org/student_resourc...sus_Christ.jpg How could you Jesus?

Marc v4.0 05-13-2010 02:41 AM
Sodomy Is Never The Answer


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