Calvinball XIII: Calvinball Z!
 

SAAM and Jadarendir stood in the middle of the field, a single spotlight on them, and the Calvinball between them.

The music started playing. When it did, they both charged up with energy and their hair turned gold. Then they started singing.

"Calvin, Calvinball... CALVINBALL Z!!! Calvin, Calvinball... Z!!! Calvin, Calvinball... CALVINBALL Z!!! Calvin, Calvinball... Z!!!"

Jada turned to SAAM. "I don't know the rest of the words, dude."

"Those are the only words!"

"Oh."

SAAM then leaped into the Air and seemed to hover there... for hours...

eventually, he speaks to Jadarendir, his mouth in no way forming the words that he is saying. "I will have the Calvinball, and you will be destroyed!" and with that SAAM instantly turned into Super Slightly Above Average Sian Go-Man! his skin becomes vieny and shiney, while his hair becomes longer than his own body and turns blue... gotta have the blue hair.

SSAASGM then charges up a flashing blue siezure blast... and hangs there for 15 minutes before actually firing.

A meteor plumets towards the planet. With a flashy entrance and causing a crater, a kneeling form slowly rises. It is none other than the famous Thunder Dragoon, brought to bring chaos to those other than himself, who wield the mighty Calvinball. He looks at Jada and SSAASGM and says "The ONE night I'm not on you guys finish! Sheesh....." With that, he snaps and a unleashed power is summoned to him. He rises into the air, a red glow forming about him. His silver hair turns bright red and stands on end. his previous armor is replaced with a long trench coat. "Tonight, I feast!"

Jadarendir charges TD and yells "KAAA....MEEEEEE....HAAAAA....MEEEEEE......HAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Sparks fly and a "fizzle" sounds at his fingertips.

"Woah, that never almost worked before!"

Instead of trying again, Jadarendir is enveloped in a blinding light, and then he reappears as a Nazgul. JadaNazgul had been born.

Jarlax then appears wearing an orange jump-suit and a long white 100 pound cape. "Wow, i've got my costumes mixed up..." He then fires a series of random energy-blasts at the other players.

JadaNazgul knocks away the blast and starts walking slowly toward Jarlax, who cowers in fear and steps back a bit with a look of amazement in his eyes. This all takes about 30 episodes.

Jarlax immediatly springs forward the look of fear having only been a feint. He hits JadaNazgul with a powerful uppercut, which lifts him 20ft into the air. Jarlax is then inexplicably above him and connects with a hard two-handed drop, knocking JadaNazgul into the ground. This causes a minor crator.

TD, declaring himself Super Drgaoon, charges after Jada. SD suddenly pulls a little bit back and charges up his arms. "E.....lec......trooo........ DOOOO.....KENN!!!!!" and a huge bolt of pure energy nulifies Jada. As a black charred remain, Jada falls to the ground.

As JadaNazgul gets to his knees, he looks up to see SSAASGM, who whips out his Super Slightly Above Average Sian Go-Wang.

"I am no man!" he yells and stabs JadaNazgul in the face, causing him to turn back to normal.

"Wait... that didn't come out right."

Lycanthrope takes one look at his surroundings, then looks at the nazgul, and says, "Um, guys, I'm going to go and burry my head in a pillow and shout 'WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG' until I have no more voice. I'll see ya in a game," and walks into the void.