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Dragonsbane 05-14-2004 07:10 PM

Evil DB casually smacks the tiny chibi aside with one super-strong hand...."dumb little monsters" ChibiHoP meanwhile is hurled somewhere into the next galaxy. Good DB looks reproachfully at Evil DB "did you REALLY have to do that!? You know chibis weigh practically nothing......a little flick to the forehead sends them flying!" Evil DB smirks "of course I know that! I know everything you know, remember?" Good DB then explains "That's why I said 'you know' when I made that statement" the two of them continue arguing for a short amount of time (8 episodes) before agreeing that the chibi who attacked them was evil, and they must protect the good chibis from him.....though Evil DB only agreed because Good DB promised him that he could beat up the evil chibi, and also promised to buy him a beer afterwards...the two DBs fuse together, becoming Dragonsbane once more......though he somehow became far stronger as a result of this process. DB grins "Alright, you little monster, you're gonna pay for turning my friends into big-headed midgets!" an aura of energy surrounds him, his robes/armor changing from red to gold, his hair becoming tall, spiky, and flaming red, his eyes glow with red-gold energy as becomes......SUPER-SAIYA5 DRAGONSBANE he flies off in pursuit of the evil chibi, HoP.....and the mystic Calvinball, which can be used to return the others back to their normal selves.

Royalspork 05-14-2004 07:27 PM

I'm not evil I'm good and cute
HoP transports back to ancheint rome and gets out of chibi form

Dragonsbane 05-14-2004 07:41 PM

DB knows that anything that would turn people into chibis must be evil.....so evil that Evil DB wants to eliminate it to prevent a threat to his power, while Good DB wants to protect the world from it. Sensing the temporal vortex that HoP used to return to ancient Rome, DB uses a concentrated burst of temporal-flux energy to reopen it......then finds himself in a barbarian encampment, when immediately the barbarians fall down and start worshipping him.."I see the mistake the chibi-maker has made......the Sack of Rome is at hand" DB shakes his head sadly at the loss created by the corruption of a once-great empire.....

Royalspork 05-14-2004 07:47 PM

ahh but you are in my time. so my rules. so I become the form that I can only be in while in roman ruled times. the true High on Pawns and with the other gods you are doomed you foolish chibi hater

Jarlax 05-14-2004 08:36 PM

Chibi-SSJ999-Jarlax sees the open portal to ancient rome. "Hmmm, i wonder what i will do?" CSJ Fires his FSPRDDD(see page 4) at the portal.

Royalspork 05-14-2004 08:47 PM

The portal has been closed for a long time now, so you really shot at the darkness. S(uper)H(igh)o(n)P(awns) shoots a godly bomb at the ground that you will be shooting from. And now I will change everything in the past that will harm you in the future. and even if you had shoot the gun thingy into the past you would have distroyed your ancesters then you woundn't have been born.

Jarlax 05-14-2004 09:06 PM

"Oh, its a good thing i missed then..." CSJ thinks for a while, then just shugs and sits down to make himself a sandwich.

Royalspork 05-14-2004 09:09 PM

now I must go to the creation of the calvinball and move it to a place that only I can think of. and I move it there.

Jarlax 05-14-2004 09:27 PM

When HoP does this Calvinball history was erased. All of the players look around confused as to why they are all standing around in space. Using his special talent of telling when things have gone terribly wrong in the universe, CSJ uses his other talent of fixing them. And he does. The Calvinball is now equidistant from all players.

OOC:Hey, i used a math term in my everyday life. GO ME!

Royalspork 05-14-2004 09:37 PM

no just the earlier threads are gone, so BMH arguement makes no sence. now harnessing the powers of what would have been the calvin ball to the HoP chess peice of holyness. and now the next thread will make you serch for the HoP chess peice and return it to normal

ZAP* THREAD CLOSED


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