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Professor Smarmiarty 06-02-2010 09:22 AM
No I was complaining about using the original meaning of words in response to IG. Learn to keep up.

krogothwolf 06-02-2010 10:32 AM
I always thought science was just a fancy word to say "allow us to design more destructive weapons!"

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 06-02-2010 10:46 AM
Tesla would like a word with you all.

Professor Smarmiarty 06-02-2010 11:09 AM
Tesla championed AC current- ie the pussies current.

Krylo 06-02-2010 11:10 AM
At least he claimed to have a working prototype
 
Tesla built a death ray.

No one who builds a death ray can ever be equated to a pussy.

Magic_Marker 06-02-2010 11:13 AM
I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?

krogothwolf 06-02-2010 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Magic_Marker (Post 1046839)
I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?
Cause you ugly!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 06-02-2010 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1046835)
Tesla championed AC current- ie the pussies current.
AC kills you quicker. DC is the pussies current. Nobody wanted AC in their homes because it was too dangerous and extreme for them to handle it. That's why Telsa championed it; because he didn't give a fuck.

And along with his death rays and wireless electricity (in uber-dangerous AC format, natch) he also built a palm sized earthquake machine. The man clearly was a supervillain and wanted to murder everyone with science.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic_Marker (Post 1046839)
I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?
It can. Money is largely digital these days, all you need to do is hack the banks and type in some digits and BAM!, instant quadrillionaire.

Seil 06-02-2010 11:34 AM
What did science change? Science changed us! We used to live in caves, all fit and natural, clubbing our food to death! Cracking open lettuce heads and peppers for sabertooth salad.

Now look at us! Because of science, we genetically alter our food! We're able to herd our sabertooth tigers into death machines! Science has made us fat and lazy! Fat and lazy! Well I say no more! We must attack now!

Magic_Marker 06-02-2010 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1046845)
It can. Money is largely digital these days, all you need to do is hack the banks and type in some digits and BAM!, instant quadrillionaire.
brb gettin' hooker monies.


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