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Azisien 06-02-2010 11:36 AM
I dunno, I guess we could attack now, but why not tomorrow? I'm tired.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 06-02-2010 11:36 AM
I'm not fat, and I'm ok with being lazy. You want to go live in a cave and club food to death and eat it raw (creating fire is science), then go right ahead. Nobody's stopping you.

Go on, go. Have fun with that.

Professor Smarmiarty 06-02-2010 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1046845)
AC kills you quicker. DC is the pussies current. Nobody wanted AC in their homes because it was too dangerous and extreme for them to handle it. That's why Telsa championed it; because he didn't give a fuck.
But you can't power anything really deadly with it. Sure it'll kill you by itself better but DC opens up far more exciting ways to murder people.

krogothwolf 06-02-2010 11:41 AM
You know when it was a great time, the time before real science when you could go around and pillage the land, steal women and put people to death for looking at you funny. Yeah, its to bad science ruined that eh.

bluestarultor 06-02-2010 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1046848)
What did science change? Science changed us! We used to live in caves, all fit and natural, clubbing our food to death! Cracking open lettuce heads and peppers for sabertooth salad.

Now look at us! Because of science, we genetically alter our food! We're able to herd our sabertooth tigers into death machines! Science has made us fat and lazy! Fat and lazy! Well I say no more! We must attack now!
I want a sabertoothed tiger now. I would keep him and name him Smiley. You know, because he'd be a smilodon.

Oh, crap!

Professor Smarmiarty 06-02-2010 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1046853)
I'm not fat, and I'm ok with being lazy. You want to go live in a cave and club food to death and eat it raw (creating fire is science), then go right ahead. Nobody's stopping you.

Go on, go. Have fun with that.
And yet people knew how to make fire loong before they studied it scientifically. You don't need science to make fire- you are confusing rules of the universe with the systematic study of these rules.

Magic_Marker 06-02-2010 11:58 AM
In fact, you can make entire museums without any science at all!

Who needs science? Not me. *hrumpf*

krogothwolf 06-02-2010 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Magic_Marker (Post 1046865)
In fact, you can make entire museums without any science at all!

Who needs science? Not me. *hrumpf*
That's because you're a Warlock!

Man, I want to go on a witch hunt!

Sithdarth 06-02-2010 12:03 PM
You people do realize that sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic. Which means that while science may keep us down today the science of the future will liberate us from the tyranny of the science of today. We shouldn't be making war with science we should be helping it progress into the glorious promised realm of Science Fiction where the tyrannical rule of modern day science has ended.

Magic_Marker 06-02-2010 12:09 PM
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