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Because of science you have to pay electric bill. And because government likes science part of your taxes goes to them and it rises little bit your tax rate (and the science money goes to military as they develop new bombs, you know).
It can be proven by marxist way that science is just an hoax made by capitalists to keep the poor down by making them pay more and more bills. |
The intellegensia are friends to the proletariat. Take your filthy imperialist lies elsewhere.
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And to seal the deal, I'll need a sacrifice of a virgin daughter on the summer solstice. Every year. No exceptions, or late sacrifices, or "But Pyros! Without science, we can't figure out when the summer solstice is!" But it's a great deal, all the fire you want, even on nights and weekends! It even roams! If there's one thing science has taken from me, is y'know, a bunch of faithful worshipers calling on me for a Friday night BBQ, wearing nothing but their birthday suits and the blood of a fresh kill. |
*Thwacks Pyros over the head with a large tuna* Go fetch kitty. *Throws it a long ways away*
And just go to Hawaii. One can get fire from Pele for a spring of mint tied around a container of gin. |
Hey! I didn't ask for one oversized fish beaten and to go! But I'll take it!
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...
and cast FIR 3 until everything burns. There. No more science. |
There goes my courses for next year, I'll study magic. Now, I need to make some sacrifises, does anyone find someone near them annoying?
Also, Seil, where would we be without laws? We need them, or lawyers might start spreading that concentrated level of limitation they hold. |
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