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krogothwolf 06-02-2010 12:10 PM

Na, sith is Horushttp://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki.../75/Horus2.jpg

Seil 06-02-2010 12:10 PM

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You people do realize that sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic. Which means that while science may keep us down today the science of the future will liberate us from the tyranny of the science of today. We shouldn't be making war with science we should be helping it progress into the glorious promised realm of Science Fiction where the tyrannical rule of modern day science has ended.
How Machiavellian of you.

Si Civa 06-02-2010 04:47 PM

Because of science you have to pay electric bill. And because government likes science part of your taxes goes to them and it rises little bit your tax rate (and the science money goes to military as they develop new bombs, you know).

It can be proven by marxist way that science is just an hoax made by capitalists to keep the poor down by making them pay more and more bills.

Professor Smarmiarty 06-02-2010 04:59 PM

The intellegensia are friends to the proletariat. Take your filthy imperialist lies elsewhere.

Seil 06-02-2010 05:26 PM

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I'm not fat, and I'm ok with being lazy. You want to go live in a cave and club food to death and eat it raw (creating fire is science), then go right ahead. Nobody's stopping you.

Go on, go. Have fun with that.
You think we'd call on Science? Pffft. We'd take fire from the Volcano Gods.

PyrosNine 06-02-2010 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1046985)
You think we'd call on Science? Pffft. We'd take fire from the Volcano Gods.

I'll need 30 goats grilled medium rare on the nearest volcano, 630 bottles of assorted fruit juice, and 339 crude handpaintings of arson.

And to seal the deal, I'll need a sacrifice of a virgin daughter on the summer solstice. Every year. No exceptions, or late sacrifices, or "But Pyros! Without science, we can't figure out when the summer solstice is!"

But it's a great deal, all the fire you want, even on nights and weekends! It even roams!

If there's one thing science has taken from me, is y'know, a bunch of faithfulgullibleflammable worshipers calling on me for a Friday night BBQ, wearing nothing but their birthday suits and the blood of a fresh kill.

Flarecobra 06-02-2010 06:12 PM

*Thwacks Pyros over the head with a large tuna* Go fetch kitty. *Throws it a long ways away*

And just go to Hawaii. One can get fire from Pele for a spring of mint tied around a container of gin.

PyrosNine 06-02-2010 07:30 PM

Hey! I didn't ask for one oversized fish beaten and to go! But I'll take it!

Ecks 06-02-2010 07:44 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

and cast FIR 3 until everything burns. There. No more science.

ThatPoorMessenger 06-03-2010 05:27 AM

There goes my courses for next year, I'll study magic. Now, I need to make some sacrifises, does anyone find someone near them annoying?
Also, Seil, where would we be without laws? We need them, or lawyers might start spreading that concentrated level of limitation they hold.


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