I need some good news
 

No, not this kindthis kind: http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/707...sworth11hj.jpg. And not this kindthis kind: http://i46.tinypic.com/2z6wh6v.jpg either.

I've had nothing but bad news in my personal life for weeks on end now. Parental separations, foreclosure, strained relationships, work troubles, financial troubles, and now death and teen pregnancy all in one week. And that's just in my own immediate little sphere, not to mention all the shit goin' down in the rest of the wide world.

There must be some genuinely good news out there. Lay it on me. I could use some right now.

Mac's working on his next comic and I just discussed the details of my double arc with him.

Also, I've got an appointment for next week to see about getting job placement from school.

No Blue he said he wants Good News.

Well, some good news is that I am assisting in a comic with Bob and I will be on the radio with him hopefully this weekend.

Rejected Again was not rejected by his new girlfriend. Does that count?

Let's see...good news, good news.
I doubt the context of This Song is actually that good news.

I suppose I could try that somewhere, a child (in the UK at least, don't know timings elsewhere) will be succeeding with end-of-school examinations in brilliant ways?
Alternately, there's that whole thing about scientists finally, successfully, creating a living organism and the implications.

But the Bible IS the real good news!

In leiu of spiritual revelation, here is a video of a baby hearing for the very first time
Deaf Baby Hears - Acts adorable

There is a video game called Pepsiman for the PSX where Pepsiman saves people trapped in a burning building with the refreshing taste of Pepsi. What better news is there?

In my city there is a place called BATMAN AUTO SALES. There is also a resturant called BATMAN'S GOOD FOOD.

Neither is Batman themed beyond the name.

If he used Dr. Pepper.

You are a horrible friend:( - But not a terrible person. Which averages out and (probably) makes you an acceptable internet friend.