Corrupted Wishes
 

Just like it says. Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants the wish, only with a twist. The person who grants the wish then posts a wish of his own to keep the game rolling. Try to wait 4 posts before corrupting a new wish.

Example:
I wish for rocket boots!

Granted, however the boots are cursed and make you dance uncontrollably when they are active.


Lets start with:

I wish for a boat.

The boat is cursedYou speak your wish. For a while everything's silent, and you're starting to become afraid it didn't work. Just when disappointment is about to really set in, you notice you're standing in shadow - and the shadow is growing larger. And larger. And larger still. That's when it occurs to you to look up rather than down-

The last thing to enter your mind is the keel. Enjoy your boat.

I wish I was very, very rich.:crossarms:

Granted!

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted.

Granted! However, the magic transformed your legs into wings- you can no longer walk and look rather ridiculous when flying.

I wish Nikose would make a wish.

Granted! Nikose makes a wish oh god what have you done

I wish Satan's Onion would log on!

In reality a Giant Onion With the head of satan craps on your house

I wish I could get something right

Granted! And the one thing you get right turns out to be part of a secret terrorist plot to destroy your country's freedom.

I wish I had all of the abilities granted by the Speed Force.

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You're welcome.

I wish I could travel through outer space.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to see anything cool during your travels through Outer Space.

I wish I had a really jaunty hat.