GamerCrush, the Playboy mansion of videogames.
 

So apparently these two girls were at E3, wearing T-shirts that were advertising their website. The premise of the website is you join, pay them a monthly fee and you get to have a 'PlayDate' (See Playmate from Playboy) and that 'PlayDate' has a webcam so you can play a videogame online with them and watch them while you do.

Now you may think 'Oh this is just a harmless website for people to find new friends online' but if that's the case, why do you only have two options for what kind of 'PlayDate' you're looking for? You either select Flirty, or Naughty.

And all 'PlayDates' are required to have their own webcam and microphone.

Seriously, to me, this sounds like just another webcam sex show website with a false pretense of being a way for you to meet girls to play videogames with.

www.gamecrush.com

http://gamecrush.presslift.com/gamec...-with-new-site

I'll wait while you all sign up for the closed Beta.

Because I know you are.

So it's basically video chat with Video Games...

It'll be a smash hit in within months at the most.

Yeah, well, it all depends on how far the girls are actually going to go. I imagine if they don't do anything but play the game with you, it won't go too far.

And if they do what I think they'll do, no one will be playing any actual video games!

Insert joystick joke here.

Man I'll play games with people for bus money.

I see one of two things happening.

Outcome A. The chicks whip their tits out and give the lonely gamers their cam show (probably after about 10 or so minutes of game time). The website makes tons of money.

Outcome B. The girls do nothing but tease and play video games, the nerds get angry and blue balls. The website shuts down within a year.

Mention naughty which I guess is just a strip tease while playing games accompanied by occasional flirting.

I'm actually guessing that in practice, GamerCrush will actually accommodate women who cater to both Outcome A and Outcome B.

The difference between "Naughty" and "Flirty" may seem suggestive at first glance but I'm guessing regular GamerCrush veterans will eventually perceive an artificial, manufactured distinction between the two: the girls who are willing to essentially strip for the camera will classify themselves under the "Naughty" option, and the girls who aren't (or perhaps more accurately, won't always) will classify themselves as merely "Flirty." I imagine the "Flirty" girls (who succeed despite offering the men less) will tend to be more attractive.

That's if the website makes it that far. So far they seem to only have two girls who are their 'poster children' and neither are terribly good looking.

GamerCrush: Games you can beat with one hand while beating it with the other?

*Insert Joystick joke here.*