It's alive, it's alive!
 

So we're back. In my IT experience such extreme outages are the result of too much animal porn flowing through the servers. Not sure who to blame here.

So what did you go in thedowntime?
I cooked the perfect risotto. Women are now lining up to marry me.

The forum was down? :o

Edit: (so as not to be considered spam) Played some PnP rpgs... learned to cook paella.

Dreaming up insults to hurl at you when we got back.

Cockunist.

Holy shhit it's back. Huzzah Huzzah!

Played way to much Borderlands and Fallout 3 as well as other really boring stuff.

I watched Signs.

Fuck Signs.

Imagine we are the aliens for a second. Imagine the condensation on the planet is acidic to us.

Now we go down onto the poison planet (2/3s of it is pure acid) to conqure it for god knows what reason. And we go there naked.

With no weapons.

My god, I sware that war was planned by, like, Space Bush or something.

Huh. That would explain all the flying pigs out here dropping flyers advertising the sale of the Brooklyn Bridge.

I think we should do a headcount before assigning roles in this post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Bags the nostalgic, seekihg solace in his drink before moving onto fantasies of the past, no longer applicable to our new life.

I volenteer for lead propagandist. We shall build a industrial paradise populated by the rich.

I'll be the badass Martial Artist sole heir to an obscure martial art that can cause people's heads to explode with a simple touch.

Also, like any good post apocalyptic wasteland we've lost some of our government provided services. The search function seems to be MIA at least for me at the moment.