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Wigmund 07-26-2010 07:34 PM

By The Cluttered Gods, A Dwarf Fortress LP?!
 
What the hell did I do to deserve this?
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189727
How was I to know that the Queen wasn't going to tolerate any questions about how she rose to power at the age of thirteen? I mean, the Old Queen Ingiz may have died of old age last year at the venerable age of 154, but does old age leave so much blood on the walls and all over the new Royal Guard's weaponry?

I had gotten lucky they told me, she decided to have me 'play a game'. I am to go out into the wilderness and start a new colony for our empire, The Circular Key.

What luck, I'm out here in the wilderness now. Besides myselfmyself
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There's my lovable traveling companions...
The Doctor
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189604

The Miners
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189624

http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189646

The Farmer
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189664

The Crafter
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189683

And The AxedwarfAnd the Axedwarf
http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1280189703


The Queen told me before we left that she had a device that was going to allow her to watch our struggles. Her 'eye in the sky'. I didn't believe her...I didn't believe until we arrived at a mountain pass and found a sign from her telling us we had arrived at our destination.

We had arrived at the future site of the Great Fortress 'Cluttered Gods'...
Behold, the sign said, behold the future home of
Om Nom
What a bloody stupid name...

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Yep, it's another Dwarf Fortress LP! This time using DF 2010!

Unlike Thadius' DF LP, this most likely won't be a succession fortress at first. This is the first time I've played with the new version of Dwarf Fortress and I'm currently of the opinion that the hilarity that ensues should be enough entertainment.

I will be dwarfing anyone who requests it, as you can see above we have several 'Insert Name' dwarfs waiting for victims volunteers.

The first true update will be sometime later this week, I'm just starting the LP so that I can set some names for the first seven before they die horribly in some accident or get eaten by hoary marmots or fall into the nearby magma pipe (yes there is one nearby, I forgot to take a screen shot of the embarkation site :( )

Hopefully this will be entertaining for all.

Updates
*Oh wait, the doofus has actually started updating*
Beginning, Spring 376
Summer 376
Autumn 376
Winter 376
INTERMISSION
Spring and Summer 377
Autumn 377


Dwarfizication List
Wigmund - Lord Overseer
Thadius - Founding Miner
Loyal - the other Founding Miner
Greed - Founding Mason and Craftsdwarf
Flare - Founding Cook and Farmer
Shyria - Founding Carpenter (also the Axedwarf)
Viridis - involuntary Bookkeeper

Awaiting Their Cruel Fate
Niveras - wants to be Cannon Fodder
Melfice - wants to be the Guy non-sword wielding Soldier
Hawk - also wants to be a Soldier
Mauve - will become a Queen, beautiful and terrible as the carp! Treacherous as the elves! Stronger than the HFS! All shall love her and despair!
Yumil - wants to be a good-for-nothing bum, but not a noble

greed 07-26-2010 07:47 PM

Dwarf me Wigmund.

Good luck.... BWAHAHAHA. So they fix that flesh melts in the rain glitch yet? Haven't tried DF2010 for a while.

Loyal 07-26-2010 07:49 PM

From what I've heard, a lot of the bugs have been fixed, but there's still some issues with military training and anything that has to do with hospitals at all.

Sign me up. I distinctly remember enjoying your tenure as Overlord last time.

Thadius 07-26-2010 07:55 PM

You're missing a / in your strikethrough tags. Just FYI.

I'd like to be a miner, if ye'd be so kind.

Flarecobra 07-26-2010 08:23 PM

I call cook, when you get one.

Shyria Dracnoir 07-26-2010 10:18 PM

Dwarf me up!

Wigmund 07-26-2010 10:21 PM

Flare, do you care what gender your dwarf is?

Also, the Doctor's name is Equius.

Viridis 07-26-2010 10:36 PM

Dwarf me into whatever they call the record keeper. I was that last time.

Niveras 07-26-2010 11:12 PM

You got any peasants who's only job is to haul junk and maybe get drafted for use as cannon fodder against whatever ails the fort? I'll be such a dwarf; I'm useless like that. I can wait for the first migrants if need be.

I don't plan on checking the thread very often though, so if you expect your dwarf choosers to give you some directions feel free to pass me up.

Flarecobra 07-27-2010 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wigmund (Post 1059690)
Flare, do you care what gender your dwarf is?

Also, the Doctor's name is Equius.

Female preferred, but no real need to lose sleep over it.


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