This thread is NOT VERY FUNNY
 

I must inform you that it has Failed to Amuse Me, because it is Not Very Humourous At All.

You seem to be under the impression that these 'jokes' of yours are amusing, but the reality is in fact, despite what you may think, that they are NOT.

Personally, I love it!

I went into this thread expecting to be entertained, because my amusement is the point all threads should be serving, but let me tell you, sir, I was not entertained in the slightest.

You seem to be under the impression that this post constitutes some sort of 'come back', but in reality, it is merely a Poor Attempt at Witticism, that is, in fact, NOT witty AT ALL.

As if I'd even bother to attempt wit in such a miserable thread as this.

I guess YOU would enjoy a thread like this, being the sort of person which you are, which, FORTUNATELY, is the sort of person which I am NOT.

Don't worry Nonsie, you don't have to lie to us. Just because you can't deliver wit in a thread of this calibur, we won't judge you. Out loud.

You know, you previously have posted good posts, in the PAST, but the reality is that, currently, the posts that you are posting are NOT good posts.

I suppose I may be overstating the quality of your previous posts, which now that I recall were actually NOT very good posts, but they were certainly better posts than these posts, as they are, quite frankly, bad posts.

I'd say the same of your posts, but I genuinely think these are the best you can do, which is, sadly, terrible.