I have so very many opinions!
 

I mean man I look at you and frankly my opinion is that you are the sort of person in need of some opinions so don't be shy, you just go on ahead and ask for mine! Would you like an opinion on a fictional story produced by a major hollywood studio, I can totally help you out with one of those! Or perhaps you're more in the market for opinions about japanese children's entertainment well sir I assure you, my opinions about japanese children's entertainment are second to NONE.

No no I can tell you're into a more serious style of opinion, well in that case let me draw your attention to my opinions of WORLD POLITICS, backed by only the finest in direct links to Wikipedia articles! But opinions on politics are never complete without opinions on terms and definitions, which is why I'm always at the ready with my trusty copy of Merriam-Webster and my handy list of opinions on why and where it is wrong!

I have so many of these first-rate A-grade opinions and I am ever SO happy to share so just you ask away! Act now and you can get all these opinions and more for the low low price of validating my existence with your fleeting attention! Can you imagine a better deal, I tell you sir my opinion is that you can not!!

What is your opinions on Bow Ties?

Figured we'd start with an easy one.

Damn you, you give him the easy ones!

Whats your opinion on anti-mater?

What is your opinion on the defining work of Orgel on the production of biotic molecules?

And they are all terrible.

It doesn't matter.

This was a joke from The Department. Fifthfiend, are you stealing jokes from The Department? Because it looks like you are stealing jokes from The Department.

By-the-by, what do you think about Extenze all natural male enhancement?

How can I convince my friends to give me all their money if I don't know any senators?

Tell me what you think about this Fifthfiend guy.
Living legend, huge dick or maybe both?

I'm personally hoping for a hitherto unspoken opinion as I always like to enhance my mind by listening to other people's thoughts so I can discard them and continue thinking whatever the hell I was thinking without ever considering to save this new input to my brain. I'd even go as far as to ignore undeniable facts for that. Damn, what have I become?

Your turn.

What's your opinion on peoples' opinions?