since I am a decentant of the person how made it a peice I know where it is. then I become a chibi and flick myself to the board

Lycanthrop apears amongs the central planning headquarters of Werewolf Industries "Your mission is one of sabatage" the faceless man in the chair says, stroking a white wolf. "You see, as we all know, the calvinball is a force of unnatural evil upon this world, and you have undertaken the task of destroying it, a purpose for which your results have been... dissapointing. Although you seem terminally unable to destroy the calvinball, we have been presented the opportunity to prevent its evil from once again spreading. Make sure no one finds it, make sure it is not restored to its current form. Go!"

Lycanthrope goes.

An important looking man sits in a chair behind a desk, Jarlax stands in front of him. "You have been recognized as a Nationaly Certified State Alchemist. Thus you are now a "dog of the military". I have heard reports about the Calvinball being in mortal danger. As you've had dealings with it before, i'm sending you to restore and retrieve it." Jarlax shows no expression, he'd been expecting this assignment. "Yes sir" Jarlax smartly salutes, and then leaves after the Calvinball-chesspiece.

DB casually wonders about the identity of the attractive woman who asked him to retrieve the Calvinball...........then suddenly, he hears the sound of an annoying chibi. "HoP again......." Evil DB takes this opportunity to remember a certain promise Good DB made him, and insists that someone owes him a beer...DB stops for a beer, then continues flying toward the chessboard where the Calvinball awaits. "c'mon.....DB needs a new pair of staff-chucks!" he grins as he lands gracefully on the chessboard, his red robes/armor swirling around him as he lands. Evil DB suddenly seizing control as he picks up ChibiHoP by his overlarge head and drop-kicks him off the board. "take THAT, midget!"

ooc: This is either the deepest storyline I've ever heard for a Calvinball, or shallowest.

ooc: yes.......HoP picks some very weird themes for Calvinball........


DB looks around the huge chessboard, amazed at the size of the pieces there........quickly casting "Detect Magic" he gets an immense power reading from a nearby pawn.

ooc: I'm a little annoyed with the anti-calvinballers, thats why I did it and by the 4th page it won't matter anymore.

FIFFFFFFFFFF is the the shreak that killed 1000 bobs and jarlaxes sooooo....FIF

Bob's hair is blown back by the enormous FIF and he is momentarily dazed by the odd attack. He calls forth his army of donkeys and slightly-above-average-fur-bearing-salmon-trout and they swarm over the mountains like smoke, but the smoke was Bob's doomsday-rific army.

shall I show you the power of fif???

A glowing portal appears on the chessboard, and Jarlax steps through. Alchemy Necklace glowing in power, Jarlax points at the afore mentioned pawn. It immediatly becomes the Calvinball once more. "Whew! That took a lot of power to fix that... Now i just need to take it." Jarlax now notices the other players standing around quite near the Calvinball. "Shit" Jarlax mutters as everyone rushes for the ball.