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Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 11:22 AM

"Thanks Jarlax....you saved me the trouble of casting the spell myself" DB chuckles as he grabs the Calvinball, using its immense power to blast HoP, and to permanently disable his FiF attack......"Now let's finish this! We were paid to restore the Calvinball to its original form, not to retrieve it........so we're all gonna get paid if we make sure this won't happen again!"

Jarlax 05-15-2004 11:47 AM

Jarlax smiles and hits HoP with a bolt of lightning. "Sounds good to me"

Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 11:54 AM

DB raises one hand in the air, the other holding the Calvinball as he begins an incantation......the sky turns red and lightning flashes, striking HoP every time someone says Macbeth "THIS trick I learned from SAAM! macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth!!!!"

Royalspork 05-15-2004 12:32 PM

"ARGGGG" then he says "silly rabbit calvin ball is for kids and with that HoP takes the calvin ball back five minutes thus there would be 2 calvin balls then he does it again and agian till every one has a calvin ball.

Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 12:37 PM

DB, still holding the Calvinball, summons a horde of minions...all of them start chanting "Macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth...." zapping HoP again and again.

Lycanthrope 05-15-2004 06:28 PM

Lycanthrope presses a button on a control pannel. The Calvinball piece is instantly sent dirrectly to a chess piece factory, all of which have been enchanted to make them seem exactly like the calvinpiece. "Hahaha! Beat that!"

Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 07:28 PM

"Lycanthrope, help us destroy HoP once and for all, this may be our chance to keep him from meddling with the Calvinball forever!" DB continues launching bolts of energy at HoP, "that was a good idea, putting it out of his reach to keep him from stealing it!"

Royalspork 05-15-2004 07:31 PM

ah they're only flesh wounds

videogamerz2000 05-15-2004 07:38 PM

Still flying on his way over to the new Calvinball thread, Thunder Dragoon quietly relaxes as he drifts through space. His eyes closed, reflect the moment of tranquility and he whistles a familiar tune. His helm, over his eyes, indicate that he's gonna catch a few z's. The stars glisten in the endless realm. Thunder Dragoon strategizes his next move. He turns around, still travelling several light-years at a time and bursts forward with new speed. He is ever determined to be the next Calvinball winner. (Stupid HoP)

Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 07:41 PM

burned, smoking, electrified flesh wounds coating HoP's entire body in 3rd degree burns......."Minions, hold off chanting for a sec....." DB pulls his +10 Mace of Thwacking out from under his cloak, then begins beating HoP with it. "You always gotta tenderize a steak THIS well done!" DB grins, laughing as he continues to reduce HoP's bones to powder with the mighty weapon.
"remember, since we've been paid to turn the Calvinball back to normal, not to retrieve it, we can ALL win this!"


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