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videogamerz2000 05-15-2004 08:22 PM

A planet in chaos comes into view. TD looks up and sees that endless fighting over a sacred item is taking place on the planet. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the planet of Calvinball. We hope you enjoy your stay and hope that you choose TD flights again. Thank you." TD plummets to the planet in faster than any meteor.

Dragonsbane 05-15-2004 09:08 PM

DB wonders where TD is.......then sees something falling from the sky. "Ah, there he is!" DB picks up HoP's body and tosses it under the falling TD....."the new HoP line of landing pads, brought to you by Dragonsbane Industries! All the insane-Chibi-squashing you could EVER ask for!!!" DB laughs, then patiently waits for TD to land, flirting with some of the more attractive females in his horde of minions while he waits.

videogamerz2000 05-15-2004 09:13 PM

As HoP is reduced to nothingness due to the huge impact, Td gets up and notices someone missing. "Where did that annoying chess dude go?" he asks. The others shrug. TD shrugs as well and goes off to find the Calvinball for his own.

Jarlax 05-16-2004 06:58 AM

"Well, now that HoP has been dealt with... " Jarlax goes to the factory where everything in it seems to be the Calvinball. "Since the Calvinball is indestructable, i guess i'll just take out the whole building." Jaralx reasons. With a burst of power the building is reduced to rubble. Jarlax begins sifting through it to locate the Calvinball.

Royalspork 05-16-2004 09:00 AM

"Hey what did you know the blast sent me underground and I poped of here. And look, it's the calvinball."And grabs the calvinball. then he transported back to acient rome.

Dragonsbane 05-16-2004 12:06 PM

DB smirks, amused by the tactic......."Decoy Calvinball......works every damn time!" DB pulls the real Calvinball out from under his billowing cloak..."now, lets settle this!" He raises the calvinball into the air and uses its power to summon the others......except HoP, who he no longer trusts. "Now, lets all go get our money! But first......who wants pizza!?" DB grins, ready to celebrate after a successful mission.

Jarlax 05-16-2004 12:26 PM

"Pizza sounds good to me." Jarlax hasn't eaten in a few hours so he is hungry now. "But where we ordering it from?"

Royalspork 05-16-2004 12:33 PM

"ha I fooled you all I really went back to get the HOLY HAND GERNADE" HoP comes back to the present and pulls the holy pin and counts " 1...2...5 NO 3" and throws it at you alll. with that you are blown to bits. hhahahahahahahahahah

Lycanthrope 05-16-2004 03:24 PM

unfortunately, only a rabbit was killed.

videogamerz2000 05-16-2004 03:58 PM

TD bows his head in prayer, immediately following up by throwing firebalss at HoP. Crispy once again, HoP blinks and falls over.TD rushes to DB and bashes him int the gut and swipes the Calvinball. "MINE!" TD says like an animal.


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